So by now you’ve probably heard the ShamWow! guy was recently arrested for beating up a hooker in Miami. Sounds like a classy guy. But I’ve found a few other interesting tidbits about Vince Shlomi (he also goes by Vince Offer). He was the driving force behind the failing Underground Comedy Movie, a DVD he [...]
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As previously reported, I’ve been playing video games for a long time. At the game Developers Conference going on right now in San Francisco, a company called OnLive is working on a service that streams video games right to your TV. In summary, play these new video games without going out and spending mad cash [...]
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Caught an episode of Spike TV’s “1,000 Ways to Die” the other night. It’s an interesting show that illustrates some of the weird way people have died. All portrayals are true stories, but the company changes the names to protect the deceased. How respectful.
Anyway, here’s some of its most interesting ways to die.
Death by Sex
Married [...]
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Phish announced more tour dates for this summer, including a stop over in Hartford, Conn. The Boston Globe is reporting that there’s talk of the band playing at Fenway. How decent would that be?… Amusing news out of a small Texas town this week. The Montague County Jail was recently shut down and renovated after [...]
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Those damn cops! Police made almost 200 arrests last weekend at Phish’s 3-day return in Hampton, Virginia. The toughguy cops seized more than $1.2 million in drugs and $68,000 in cash from concert-goers, the AP reported. A reminder for fans heading to Mansfield in June: Possession of less than an ounce of cheeba is not [...]
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Ollie Williams is the decent black meteorologist for Quahog 5 News’ weather segment: The BlaccuWeather forecast! His decent reports are very loud, quick and to the point, such as ” I’M IN THE WRONG AIRPORT”; ”EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS”; ”IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS”; and “HE’S GONNA GET IT!”
Decent Community made the trek to the [...]
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Here’s what I know about Major League Baseball Spring Training games: They’re a joke, players run laps in the outfield during the game and only a few players on the big league roster even play (and only play for like 2 innings). It seems like the Red Sox are always playing the Twins. Who the [...]
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Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]
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So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
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So you think you’re the man at Madden 2009? Think you’re unstoppable at Contra, Tetris or Sonic the Hedgehog? Decent Community bets you $100 that Andrew Gardikis would kick your ass at any video game you can think of.
He’s the world record holder at Super Mario Brothers. The above video is [...]
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The above image is an advertisement for AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that, well simply put, guarantees you an affair, or your money back! Here’s how it works: You’re married, your spouse sucks in bed or you’re getting bored banging the same partner over and over again, so you want to have an affair. Boom, fork [...]
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Lost among all the drama, comedy and action on television are some of the greatest inventions and products man has ever created. Here are some decent, must-have [...]
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Today marks the return of one of TV’s most decent shows: LOST. The program is centered around the survivors of a plane crash LOST on a deserted island full of polar bears, weird black-smoke monsters and boneable chicks.
The show got me thinking of what I would hope to have if I were ever LOST on [...]
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Hello boils and ghouls, this week The Decent Community would like to honor our all-time favorite instigator/terrorist/storyteller, the daunting and hideous looking skeleton known as the Crypt Keeper! Holding court from his casket every week on HBO from 1989 to 1996, the Crypt Keeper shrieked and spooked in a trademark wise-cracking style that [...]
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(What follows is a transcript of an anonymous hoagie’s last words.)
“I’ve often imagined how my last minutes would be written. As a hoagie, we’re born knowing that being eaten is inevitable, and finally, today, my divine decree has come. ‘Number 13 - The Dirty Sanchez.’ I heard it about a minute ago, and before I could say [...]
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Sometimes I wish I lived in a cartoon world because there’s so many hot cartoon babes to make out with. Perhaps it’s just an urge to return to my youth and those wonderful days when I would go down to the basement and slurp my tongue all over the picture of Betty Rubble on my lunch box. [...]
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Nothing quite screams “Erection” like a Celebrity Power Couple. For it is from these relationships of demi-gods where the average man finds intrigue, refuge, fascination, marvel, and beat off material. The Community is so wrapped up in celebrity love lives, that we’ve decided to dish out some awards in various categories to the couples we [...]
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