Posted on May 14, 2009 by tubesteak
Today Decent Community would like to share a far out website called Awkward Family Photos. In case you haven’t seen the site, it’s exactly what you’d imagine from the title. But what the title doesn’t totally convey is how goddamn ugly/freaky/weird/unbelievable some of these families are.
This site is pretty new, but seeing how many fucked up [...]
Filed under: bored?, comedy, links, pop culture, style | Tagged: awkward, awkward family photos, dysfunctional, family, photography, ugly, weird | No Comments »
Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
Filed under: books, decent bastards, events, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: attraction, beauty, body building, desire, erotica, Fabio, Hasselhoff, lust, Meat, romance novels, sex | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 6, 2009 by tubesteak
East and West. Urban and rural. Smooth and rough. Old school and new school. Foreign and local. It’s all in volume three of the Decent Communtiy Podcast. Rejoice, because these jams are something to get excited about!
Click here to listen to and download the Decent Community Podcast. (To save it to your computer, right click the mp3 [...]
Filed under: events, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Rock and Roll, Music, Jams, podcast, funk, Shamekia Copeland, Jackie Wilson, Rolling Stones, Taj Mahal, Ry Cooder, Rising Sons, Ray LeMontagne, Allman Bros., Bobby Darin, Belle and Sebastian, Donovan, Toto, Gilles David Orchestra, Oscar Brown Jr., Funk Factory | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 6, 2009 by helmet head
Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway. I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale. JD Drew — because he’s soft like [...]
Filed under: boston, local, sports, style, tunes | Tagged: baby beluga, Baseball, comedy, fenway, humor, kevin youkilis, life, MLB, personal, red sox, sports | No Comments »
Posted on May 4, 2009 by tubesteak
(Can you guess her muff style? Click here for the answer.)
The Community wanted to share a most decent website that we’ve been alerted to called Guess Her Muff. It’s an ingenious concept that presents a photo of a fully clothed broad and poses the question: What is her muff style?
Is it au naturel? Is there a [...]
Filed under: bored?, links, questions, romance, style | Tagged: beauty, breasts, diversity, muff, mystery, pubic hair, sex, websites, women | No Comments »
Posted on April 28, 2009 by tubesteak
There’s few things that The Community respects more than a quality t-shirt. Granted, the best tees are the ones you’ve worn and nurtured over the years — the ones your lady is begging you to throw away. You can occasionally find something decent at your local thrift store for a good price, but those places [...]
Filed under: links, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: clothes, design, fashion, list, reproductions, retro, t-shirts, vintage, websites | No Comments »
Posted on April 23, 2009 by helmet head
Boston’s Fenway Park by Eric Dowdle
Do all the bathrooms in Fenway lack hot water? I mean the water in the bathrooms is ice-freaking-cold. Granted, the percentage of people who wash their hands after shitting or taking a piss is probably relatively small at the ballpark. But for those of us who enjoy a good hand wash, [...]
Filed under: local, sports, style | Tagged: bathroom talk, boston, cleanliness, comedy, fenway, funny, humor, poopy, red sox | No Comments »
Posted on April 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
Filed under: events, movies, online videos, questions, romance, style, tunes | Tagged: child birth, department stores, food, hot dogs, Jack Johnson, Jams, lesbians, love, Music, pregnancy, videos | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 21, 2009 by tubesteak
You can make your own Obamicon by clicking here. Trust me when I say it’s a pretty fun game! We’d love for our readers to send us their Obamicons, which we’ll feature on our site. We may even go as far as making t-shirts of the most decent design! Send ‘em in!
Filed under: bored?, politics, pop culture, style | Tagged: art, Barack Obama, design, obama, personal art, Shepherd Fairy | No Comments »
Posted on April 17, 2009 by tubesteak
Word up Community! Going for a second round of the Decent Community Podcast. The first round was a mild success — but this installment easily surpasses the decency levels of version one! Lots to like here — quality jams of all sorts mixed with some heady commentary. The DC Podcast is ascending!
Click here to listen [...]
Filed under: events, links, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Eugene McDaniels, Herbie Mann, Jams, jazz, jerry garcia, JJ Cale, Kenny Rogers, Lenny Kravitz, Leon Russell, Little Feat, Men Without Hats, Music, podcast, Rock and Roll, Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 17, 2009 by helmet head
Chocolate tooth or poo poo tooth (also see: cucka tooth, poop tooth, crap tooth, shit tooth, funk tooth, bum tooth) occurs when chocolate is smeared on the front of one’s tooth; usually as a result of eating something chocolate (obviously) and moist. Moistness leads to certain adhesion to one’s tooth creating an illusion that one’s [...]
Filed under: dc reviews, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: comedy, humor, funny, food, life, poop, sweet tooth, chocolate, blog, shit, crap, dung | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
Filed under: events, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: erotica, food, gloop, goo, love, Meat, mess, romance, sex, sloppy joe, tits | No Comments »
Posted on April 15, 2009 by tubesteak
Never trust a dude wearing a visor unless his name is Freddy Couples. Why? Cause the dude is a douche who has no good reason for wearing such a sleazy accessory, other than imposing his self styled “sweetness” upon others who could really care less.
Problem is, the dude is never quite as snazzy as he thinks he is. His exaggerated enthusiasm, [...]
Filed under: not decent, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: ego, enthusiasm, fashion, golf, hair, headwear, ignorance, trust, visors | No Comments »
Posted on April 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
Filed under: boston, local, politics, pop culture, questions, ramblings, style | Tagged: amateur, boss, business, haircuts, job application, jobs, work | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 9, 2009 by helmet head
Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”?
Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests.
But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush?
That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip toe around this [...]
Filed under: bored?, events, grizzle, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: style, love, sex, pubic hair, bush, contests, compete, health, mental health | No Comments »
Posted on April 7, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
Filed under: bronsons, events, not decent, pop culture, questions, romance, style | Tagged: dudes, girls, parties, sausage, sausage fest, sausage party | No Comments »
Posted on April 3, 2009 by tubesteak
You’re all beautiful and we mean that from the bottom of our hearts. We don’t simply mean good-looking (although all of you are). You’re just a swell, impressive crew. Quite the classy bunch, you guys. You’re sex and intelligence wrapped up in a ball. You’re arousing in every way. Truly.
It’s mind-blowing, really — how beautiful all of [...]
Filed under: questions, ramblings, romance, style | Tagged: appreciation, beauty, class, dance, dog catcher, dogs, honor, intelligence, nobility, party, people, sex | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Main Entry: F.U.P.A.
Pronunciation: \fü-pə\
Function: noun
Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s.
1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench.
2 : Home of ants, hornets nests, and assorted [...]
Filed under: grizzle, not decent, pop culture, questions, romance, style | Tagged: food, snacks, erotica, fupa, hygiene, fat, weight gain, definition, bugs, blubber, ugly | No Comments »
Posted on April 1, 2009 by helmet head
“Don’t go there!”
“Don’t go there!” or “Don’t you EVEN go there!” a riposte indicating one should not address a topic, usually controversial in nature. “Dont’ go there!” is most often used when in a heated argument with friend, foe or, most often, spouse, to indicate to your counterpart that the aforementioned subject is off limits and should [...]
Filed under: bronsons, romance, style | Tagged: blogging, comedy, don't go there, friends, hate, humor, love, verbal abuse | No Comments »
Posted on March 31, 2009 by tubesteak
It was the great Jacques-Yves Cousteau who said, “When one man, for whatever reason, has an opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.” For “le Commandant Cousteau” sharing his remarkable studies of underwater life was a truly magnificent gift to bestow on our world — and for that, he’s [...]
Filed under: decent bastards, style | Tagged: diving, marine life, ocean, sea, underwater life, conservation, Jacques Cousteau, France, water | No Comments »
