$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?


World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]

What’s wrong with broccoli sex?

The above image is an advertisement for AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that, well simply put, guarantees you an affair, or your money back! Here’s how it works: You’re married, your spouse sucks in bed or you’re getting bored banging the same partner over and over again, so you want to have an affair. Boom, fork [...]

55 years — 6 babes — 1 son — 1 execution

Reason No. 1,687 why Wikipedia’s cool:
Henry VIII became King of England in 1509 and married his sister-in-law, Catherine, the same year. Sixteen years fly by and Hank’s getting pissed he doesn’t have a son yet. He gets the hots for Anne, a hottie in the queen’s crew.
He spends the next eight years chasing down a prisoned-up Pope [...]

DC Rules of the Game — The Jerry Springer Solution

In this week’s Decent Community’s Rules of the Game we examine relationships. The tell tale rule of thumb to determine if you are in a good relationship can be summed up in two words: Jerry Springer.
The rule is simple, if you* are unsure about you satisfaction in your current relationship you should [...]

DC Rules of the Game — If it Doesn’t Fit, Don’t Force it.

If it doesn’t fit, don’t force it. This rule applies to many facets of life. From childhood to adulthood, we are taught that a square can’t fit in a round hole — yet we continue to try and defy the laws of physical property. In this Rules of the Game we employ those who continually [...]

Decent Community’s “Rules of the Game”

To those football players that don’t know the rules of the game (primarily defensive players) please continue reading. In this Decent Community Rules of the Game we discuss players that pick up the ball after an incomplete pass, dropped ball or fumble caused by the ground and continue to run down field — apparently attempting to [...]