Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
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Posted on May 5, 2009 by tubesteak
ARNDALE, OK - Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play-Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” [...]
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Posted on May 4, 2009 by tubesteak
(Can you guess her muff style? Click here for the answer.)
The Community wanted to share a most decent website that we’ve been alerted to called Guess Her Muff. It’s an ingenious concept that presents a photo of a fully clothed broad and poses the question: What is her muff style?
Is it au naturel? Is there a [...]
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Posted on April 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
Filed under: events, movies, online videos, questions, romance, style, tunes | Tagged: Music, food, love, Jams, pregnancy, Jack Johnson, department stores, hot dogs, videos, lesbians, child birth | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 17, 2009 by helmet head
Chocolate tooth or poo poo tooth (also see: cucka tooth, poop tooth, crap tooth, shit tooth, funk tooth, bum tooth) occurs when chocolate is smeared on the front of one’s tooth; usually as a result of eating something chocolate (obviously) and moist. Moistness leads to certain adhesion to one’s tooth creating an illusion that one’s [...]
Filed under: dc reviews, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: comedy, humor, funny, food, life, poop, sweet tooth, chocolate, blog, shit, crap, dung | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
Filed under: events, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: erotica, food, gloop, goo, love, Meat, mess, romance, sex, sloppy joe, tits | No Comments »
Posted on April 9, 2009 by helmet head
Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”?
Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests.
But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush?
That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip toe around this [...]
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Posted on April 7, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
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Posted on April 3, 2009 by tubesteak
You’re all beautiful and we mean that from the bottom of our hearts. We don’t simply mean good-looking (although all of you are). You’re just a swell, impressive crew. Quite the classy bunch, you guys. You’re sex and intelligence wrapped up in a ball. You’re arousing in every way. Truly.
It’s mind-blowing, really — how beautiful all of [...]
Filed under: questions, ramblings, romance, style | Tagged: appreciation, beauty, class, dance, dog catcher, dogs, honor, intelligence, nobility, party, people, sex | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Main Entry: F.U.P.A.
Pronunciation: \fü-pə\
Function: noun
Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s.
1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench.
2 : Home of ants, hornets nests, and assorted [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2009 by helmet head
“Don’t go there!”
“Don’t go there!” or “Don’t you EVEN go there!” a riposte indicating one should not address a topic, usually controversial in nature. “Dont’ go there!” is most often used when in a heated argument with friend, foe or, most often, spouse, to indicate to your counterpart that the aforementioned subject is off limits and should [...]
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Posted on March 26, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the purest, back-to-nature endeavors The Community advocates is humping beautiful virgin florists raw dog — preferably in their fragrant workshops of eroticism (aka the local flower shop). Indeed, the unblemished cooter is to humanity what a flower is to nature — life-giving, elegant and fragile.
Penetrating a florist’s pristine orchid raw dog is a conquest of unadultered decency because the [...]
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Posted on March 17, 2009 by tubesteak
Nothing freaks out The Community more than someone who cares way too much about cats. Cat lovers are usually lonely, older ladies with thick glasses, short hair, whose homes smell like urine. They’re grabbing onto whatever sense of companionship that’s available — even if it’s from a soul-less, sly, and stubborn feline.
Cat lovers will go berserk in defending [...]
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Posted on March 11, 2009 by helmet head
A lightly sweetened, whole grain wheat cereal. Net weight — 24 oz. (1 lb. 8 oz) (680g). 24 mini-wheat “biscuits” (1 serving size) have 200 calories (240 with milk). Mini-wheats are also slang for a mini-wheat-shaped poop. Or is the cereal named after the poop? I can’t recall … Kellogs is “committed to bringing out [...]
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Posted on March 3, 2009 by tubesteak
Perhaps nothing is more valuable than one’s ability to keep things loose. As they say - an uptight bastard is an indecent bastard. Failure to keep things loose will prevent meaningful connections, lose you some laughs, and prove unhealthy in general. This is the main reason behind our unveiling of the fourth installment of the [...]
Filed under: bars, bronsons, dc short jams, online videos, pop culture, questions, romance, sports, style, tunes | Tagged: beer, dance, stew, golf, Boggle, hair, combing hair, air hockey, McDonald's, burger, masturbation, sneaking up on someone, punch, punching bag | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Dear DC,
So I’m making out with a dank piece of ass, trying to let it be known that I want to take things to the next level - like intercourse or something along those lines. I don’t want to come off as overly aggressive and don’t want to make the dank piece of ass uncomfortable. What to do?
Sincerely,
In Pursuit of the Next Level
Great [...]
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Posted on February 27, 2009 by helmet head
Are you looking at my v-neck sweater?
The v-neck…
Named for the shape of the neckline, the v-neck sweater is masculine, feminine, grotesque and beautiful all in one. V-necks, like many other sweaters, are made out of a variety of expensive and non-expensive materials — cashmere (luxurious), cotton (soft), linen (rare) or thick-ass wool (warm and horn inducing).
Often [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by tubesteak
You’ve been there before - home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate - and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone.
You search through the names [...]
Filed under: bronsons, not decent, online videos, questions, romance | Tagged: Beers, drinking, Drunk, drunk dial, romance, voicemail, reputation, rep, horny | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
Filed under: bronsons, comedy, grizzle, movies, online videos, restaurants, romance, rules of the game, tv, uncategorized | Tagged: Brewster's Millions, burgers, Most Expensive, Richard Pryor, Sunglasses, Vibrator | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 17, 2009 by helmet head
Nothing screams “SEX” like a perfectly executed trick shot and thus we compiled three of the most decent billiards shots and the artists who have mastered them.
THE SPITBALL — CHARLES DARLING
CUE AND THE CUP — MIKE MASSEY
JUST SHOWING OFF — STEVE MIZERAK
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