Emeril Admits to Stealing “BAM” Catchphrase

FALL RIVER, Mass - Recent developments reveal that Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality, obtained food-world fame by stealing the catchphrase that landed him widespread noteriety.
In a statement prepared late Monday evening, Lagasse admits that his go-to mantra of “BAM!” was in fact ripped off from a man named LeRoy Hughes, a retired Deli Attendant from Fall River, Massachusetts.
“LeRoy used [...]

$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?


World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]

A Decent Local Crew

We at The Community think we run with a pretty decent crew: Noozle Man, Suave, Rub, Tubesteak, Helmet, Lice Man, Fugaze, Yit Bag, Sylvio Ve, Ace, Sr., Gnarly Dude, Muff Ranch, Bunty, etc… However, we have come across a local rival crew that ranks high in decency and is threatening the position that Decent Community holds in the [...]

Tourney of Magnificent Restaurants

Today we have the long awaited Tournament of Magnificent Restaurants. This is the cream of the crop, most expensive, romantic places you can go. Wanna see a movie star? Try visiting one of the restaurants above. Looking for ambiance and unparalleled atmosphere? These are the restaurants you want to dine at. While most of these joints [...]

Give Thanks

Here are some things I am thankful for:

Wet Wet Wet
Power couples
Beyonce
Snacks
Waitstaff
Cool haircuts
Ice cream
Hot wax
Funk
Snakes
Randy’s (Jackson, Real World, Moss, Macho Man, Quaid, Couture)
Scooters
Coolers
Mustaches
My closet full of cool shoes
Tank tops
Dungaree jeans
The Massachusetts Go Kart Society
Pudding
Squirrels
Headiness
McDonalds
Helmets

What are some things you are thankful for?

Restaurant Review: Bouchee

Bouchee - 159 Newbury Street - Boston
Vibe. Bouchee is a French brasserie located on Newbury Street in Boston’s Back Bay. If you’re in the mood for a brewski and some steak frites Bouchee, while a little under the radar, is the place for you. The atmosphere in the dining room is a touch on the stuffy [...]

Boston’s Five Best Burgers

(Eagle’s Deli’s Godzilla Burger)
Decent Community knows one thing, in addition to decency, and that is; BURGERS. We have sampled many, if not all, of Boston’s burger joint, fast food restaurants, upscale restaurants, hole-in-the-wall dives and speciality restaurants in search of Boston’s Best Burger. Our burger juice laden tongue has led us to the following establishments [...]

Restaurant Review: Aquitaine

Aquitaine
569 Tremont, South End, Boston
If you love burgers, and you have a girlfriend who loves breakfast and insists on going out to breakfast even if you don’t like breakfast, Aquitaine is the place for you. Why?
Grizzle: They have a ridiculous boursin (cheese spread stuff), bacon burger on their brunch menu. They also have really good eggs [...]

Restaurant Review: Supper

Supper - East Village, NYC, 156 East 2nd Street, Btwn. Ave. A & B
Let me begin this review by stating that my love for Supper is not a fleeting love. I’ve been visiting this place regularly since ‘04 and it’s yet to disappoint. In my opinion it’s the best casual dining restaurant in NYC.
Located in the [...]

Bella Luna Restaurant and Milky Way Lounge

Bella Luna and the Milky Way Lounge - 405 Centre Street, Jamaica Plain.
The Community was invited to a… well… lets just say an “event” sponsored by the kind folks at the Bella Luna Restaraunt and Milky Way Lounge in JP.
The said event featured free appetizers, booze drinks, wine and bowling — or more decently: bronsons, grizzle, [...]

Gilda is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

The Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week was nominated a couple times this week and from opposite coasts. Dishing praise from both American shores were Sylvio Vé of Charleston, SC and T. Ross Kiévich of San Francisco, both of whom have ventured into the domain known as Gilda’s Stone Rooster in Marion, MA. For it is in this [...]

Restaurant Review: LTK - South Boston

LTK (Legal Test Kitchen) - South Boston Waterfront

LTK is a branch of Legal Kitchen, which serves Legal style foods with a creative twist. While the food is very good, the atmosphere is much like a futuristic, grimey motel, packed with grease ball meatheads. The Community was there on a Thursday after work and the state-of-the-art bar and restaurant [...]

Restaurant Review: Penguin Pizza

Penguin Pizza - Brigham Circle.

Penguin Pizza specializes in delicious fresh dough, hand-rolled, thin crust za. The place sports a college type atmosphere (in a good way), which is pretty lively yet laid back and features lots of heady beers.
In addition to amazing pizza, Penguin also features a inexpensive array of pasta dishes, panini’s, wraps, aps and salads. But it [...]

Restaurant Review: Sauciety

Sauciety - South Boston (Westin Hotel)

On the heels of the Decent Community Sauce Tourney, we felt the need to visit this upscale sauce-based restaurant located in the Westin Hotel on the South Boston Waterfront.
This is not a joint where you and your boys go to grab a steak or a burger (bummer). In fact, there’s no doubt that if [...]

Keys to a Decent Bistro

(Mentor Huebner, The Bistro - Paris, 1962)
Let’s face it — everyone loves a decent bistro. They emit an aura of comfort and coziness — an easy, soothing place to get a bite to eat. Bistros usually make appetizing, often simple but artistic sandwiches that everybody adores. Perhaps even more notable is the fact that bistros tend to lean [...]

The Bleacher Bar

Red Sox Ownership’s (actually we are not sure if the Red Sox own this joint) newest venture is the The Bleacher Bar, which is located in Fenway Park under the center field bleachers. Those son of a bitches have done a pretty heady job revitalizing The Park and the Fenway area in general and this new establishment is just another notch on their belt [...]

Boston’s Best Oustide Bars

Decency in the form of nice weather is upon us! If you are looking for someplace in the sun to kick back and nail some bronsons check out the list below.
We researched this piece for a decent amount of time and consulted with many decent community “industry” members to create a pretty conclusive list of [...]

The Most Decent Places to Propose

I’m right around the age where a bunch of my decent bastard friends are starting to get married and becoming boring losers. Still more, many good buddies are on the verge of popping the question, but haven’t figured out a decent way to have it all go down. Well I have good news guys — I’m [...]

Restaurant Review: The Border Cafe

Harvard Sq - CAMBRIDGE.

Decency Tex-Mex style! Waiters sported authentic Mexican staches, which is always a decent thing. Wicked busy, loud and bustling, but definitely a good spot for post work drinks if you live in that area. The chimichurri steak is not recommended, however, the quesadillas were deliciouso. Margaritas were were lusciously luscious and deliciously yummy (if [...]