Posted on May 14, 2009 by tubesteak
Today Decent Community would like to share a far out website called Awkward Family Photos. In case you haven’t seen the site, it’s exactly what you’d imagine from the title. But what the title doesn’t totally convey is how goddamn ugly/freaky/weird/unbelievable some of these families are.
This site is pretty new, but seeing how many fucked up [...]
Filed under: bored?, comedy, links, pop culture, style | Tagged: awkward, awkward family photos, dysfunctional, family, photography, ugly, weird | No Comments »
Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
Filed under: books, decent bastards, events, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: attraction, beauty, body building, desire, erotica, Fabio, Hasselhoff, lust, Meat, romance novels, sex | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 12, 2009 by tubesteak
FARRINGTON, MD - A popular hermit crab from the waters off Farrington has been charged with cutting off the penis of a 47-year-old man out for a morning swim on Sunday. Derek the Hermit Crab claims to have lost his temper after yet another episode of the same man urinating on his dwelling.
Witnesses at the beach say they saw Derek [...]
Filed under: comedy, events, pop culture, questions | Tagged: animals, beach, bizarre, crabs, funny, gross, handicap, hermit crabs, humor, losing limbs, marine life, nature, odd news, oddities, summer | No Comments »
Posted on May 6, 2009 by tubesteak
East and West. Urban and rural. Smooth and rough. Old school and new school. Foreign and local. It’s all in volume three of the Decent Communtiy Podcast. Rejoice, because these jams are something to get excited about!
Click here to listen to and download the Decent Community Podcast. (To save it to your computer, right click the mp3 [...]
Filed under: events, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Rock and Roll, Music, Jams, podcast, funk, Shamekia Copeland, Jackie Wilson, Rolling Stones, Taj Mahal, Ry Cooder, Rising Sons, Ray LeMontagne, Allman Bros., Bobby Darin, Belle and Sebastian, Donovan, Toto, Gilles David Orchestra, Oscar Brown Jr., Funk Factory | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 28, 2009 by tubesteak
There’s few things that The Community respects more than a quality t-shirt. Granted, the best tees are the ones you’ve worn and nurtured over the years — the ones your lady is begging you to throw away. You can occasionally find something decent at your local thrift store for a good price, but those places [...]
Filed under: links, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: clothes, design, fashion, list, reproductions, retro, t-shirts, vintage, websites | No Comments »
Posted on April 21, 2009 by tubesteak
You can make your own Obamicon by clicking here. Trust me when I say it’s a pretty fun game! We’d love for our readers to send us their Obamicons, which we’ll feature on our site. We may even go as far as making t-shirts of the most decent design! Send ‘em in!
Filed under: bored?, politics, pop culture, style | Tagged: art, Barack Obama, design, obama, personal art, Shepherd Fairy | No Comments »
Posted on April 17, 2009 by tubesteak
Word up Community! Going for a second round of the Decent Community Podcast. The first round was a mild success — but this installment easily surpasses the decency levels of version one! Lots to like here — quality jams of all sorts mixed with some heady commentary. The DC Podcast is ascending!
Click here to listen [...]
Filed under: events, links, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Eugene McDaniels, Herbie Mann, Jams, jazz, jerry garcia, JJ Cale, Kenny Rogers, Lenny Kravitz, Leon Russell, Little Feat, Men Without Hats, Music, podcast, Rock and Roll, Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 15, 2009 by tubesteak
Never trust a dude wearing a visor unless his name is Freddy Couples. Why? Cause the dude is a douche who has no good reason for wearing such a sleazy accessory, other than imposing his self styled “sweetness” upon others who could really care less.
Problem is, the dude is never quite as snazzy as he thinks he is. His exaggerated enthusiasm, [...]
Filed under: not decent, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: ego, enthusiasm, fashion, golf, hair, headwear, ignorance, trust, visors | No Comments »
Posted on April 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
Filed under: boston, local, politics, pop culture, questions, ramblings, style | Tagged: amateur, boss, business, haircuts, job application, jobs, work | 1 Comment »
Posted on April 9, 2009 by helmet head
Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”?
Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests.
But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush?
That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip toe around this [...]
Filed under: bored?, events, grizzle, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: style, love, sex, pubic hair, bush, contests, compete, health, mental health | No Comments »
Posted on April 7, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
Filed under: bronsons, events, not decent, pop culture, questions, romance, style | Tagged: dudes, girls, parties, sausage, sausage fest, sausage party | No Comments »
Posted on April 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Main Entry: F.U.P.A.
Pronunciation: \fü-pə\
Function: noun
Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s.
1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench.
2 : Home of ants, hornets nests, and assorted [...]
Filed under: grizzle, not decent, pop culture, questions, romance, style | Tagged: food, snacks, erotica, fupa, hygiene, fat, weight gain, definition, bugs, blubber, ugly | No Comments »
Posted on April 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Holy shit! This kid is goddamn unbelievable! He’s a 13-year-old conservative wonderkid named is Jonathan Krohn, and he’s exactly the type of dude whose ass I used to kick in elementary school. I’d gladly drop the hammer on him now if I wasn’t more than twice his age.
This bastard isn’t loathsome [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, online videos, politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: beat down, conservatism, conservative, GOP, idealogy, Jonathan Krohn, nerd, policy, principles, republicans, twerp | 4 Comments »
Posted on March 31, 2009 by helmet head
Tired of sitting on your ass all day waiting for your girlfriend, or god forbid, your mother to come home and cook you food? Looking for something on the verge of hip and trendy but don’t want the social responsibilities that come with sporting trendy jeans or having a flashy phone? Are you strapped financially, watching [...]
Filed under: bored?, boston, events, pop culture, style | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 27, 2009 by tubesteak
Over the past few years, we’ve witnessed a steady trend of males unbuttoning their dress shirts in the name of style. At the Community, we were always under the impression that unbuttoning the top button (when not wearing a tie) was the way to go. But recent developments have caused us to question this school of thought.
We [...]
Filed under: events, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: Brad Pitt, clothes, dress, fashion, George Clooney, John Stamos | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 26, 2009 by fugaze
As previously reported, I’ve been playing video games for a long time. At the game Developers Conference going on right now in San Francisco, a company called OnLive is working on a service that streams video games right to your TV. In summary, play these new video games without going out and spending mad cash [...]
Filed under: bored?, movies, pop culture, ramblings, tv, uncategorized | Tagged: NCAA Tournament, Playboy, Punch Out!, Rose Alley Ale House, Thursday Ramblings, video games | No Comments »
Posted on March 18, 2009 by tubesteak
BOSTON, MA — In a joint statement released Wednesday afternoon, financial derelicts Bernard Madoff, R. Allen Stanford, and American International Group (AIG) condemned Decent Community for being the foremost purveyors of decency in America.
This curious alliance between three of our current recession’s figureheads formed to combat a growing sense of optimism and decency amidst widespread financial turmoil.
An [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: AIG, Allen Stanford, Bernard Madoff, finance, fraud, MLB, Money, New England Patriots, nfl, Ponzi, recession, Yankees | No Comments »
Posted on March 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Dear Mr. Bluetooth Wearer,
It’s an unfortunate day for you, you smug bastard, because The Community is exposing you! That’s right you dickhead, we’re outing you to the world, and soon you’ll be finished! Nobody will have to watch you talking to yourself with those self-righteous spaceman ear devices — and we can all move on with [...]
Filed under: not decent, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: Bluetooth, phone, technology, exposed, open letter, devices | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 11, 2009 by tubesteak
It seems like every day some weak minded bastard is crying foul over some form of discrimination. You’ve heard it all before: race discrimination, gender discrimination, age discrimination, religious discrimination, class discrimination, reverse discrimination, and so on. However, it’s The Community’s feeling that in this day and age these kind of beefs aren’t really legitimate - except, that [...]
Filed under: politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: discrimination, heightism, midgets, short people | No Comments »
Posted on March 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Add The Community to the growing list of famous critics of Twitter. This fairly new micro-blogging service allows users to “tweet” their latest personal news to their list of “followers” — think Facebook updates to the “nth” degree. More or less, it’s texting others about what kind of sandwich you are eating, what TV show you’re watching, [...]
Filed under: not decent, pop culture, questions | Tagged: blogs, Twitter, Tweet, blogging | 1 Comment »
