Posted on April 29, 2009 by tubesteak
Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]
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Posted on April 21, 2009 by tubesteak
You can make your own Obamicon by clicking here. Trust me when I say it’s a pretty fun game! We’d love for our readers to send us their Obamicons, which we’ll feature on our site. We may even go as far as making t-shirts of the most decent design! Send ‘em in!
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Posted on April 10, 2009 by tubesteak
Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Holy shit! This kid is goddamn unbelievable! He’s a 13-year-old conservative wonderkid named is Jonathan Krohn, and he’s exactly the type of dude whose ass I used to kick in elementary school. I’d gladly drop the hammer on him now if I wasn’t more than twice his age.
This bastard isn’t loathsome [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, online videos, politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: beat down, conservatism, conservative, GOP, idealogy, Jonathan Krohn, nerd, policy, principles, republicans, twerp | 4 Comments »
Posted on March 18, 2009 by tubesteak
BOSTON, MA — In a joint statement released Wednesday afternoon, financial derelicts Bernard Madoff, R. Allen Stanford, and American International Group (AIG) condemned Decent Community for being the foremost purveyors of decency in America.
This curious alliance between three of our current recession’s figureheads formed to combat a growing sense of optimism and decency amidst widespread financial turmoil.
An [...]
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Posted on March 11, 2009 by tubesteak
It seems like every day some weak minded bastard is crying foul over some form of discrimination. You’ve heard it all before: race discrimination, gender discrimination, age discrimination, religious discrimination, class discrimination, reverse discrimination, and so on. However, it’s The Community’s feeling that in this day and age these kind of beefs aren’t really legitimate - except, that [...]
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Posted on February 11, 2009 by tubesteak
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Senate Republicans whipped out their legislative nunchucks yesterday in a last-ditch effort to sneak a few of their pet projects into the newly passed $838 billion economic stimulus package. The successful GOP maneuvers included:
Lindsey Graham’s (R-SC) lobby to add “Death to Death Metal” — a memorandum designed to put an end to the heaviest of heavy metal. This includes $7 billion [...]
Filed under: events, politics | Tagged: economic stimulus, economy, GOP, john mccain, republicans, stimulus package, stimulus plan | 3 Comments »
Posted on February 3, 2009 by tubesteak
AP - Columbia, SC — On the heels of word that drug charges may be filed against storied Olympian Michael Phelps, the swimmer, his legal team, and his PR team have mustered a new two-word retort to help combat his tailspinning reputation: “Legalize It!”
In his new “Legalize It!” approach, Phelps is championing a motto that was popularized by reggae legend Peter Tosh [...]
Filed under: events, politics, sports | Tagged: 2012 Olympics, bong, Legalize It, marijuana, michael phelps, olympics | 7 Comments »
Posted on January 20, 2009 by fugaze
We ventured down to Washington for the historic inauguration and ran into the man himself: Barack Obama. He asked us if we had a lighter (maybe the jibba we were smoking tipped him off) and chatted with us for a few minutes while puffing a ciggie
DC: So what is the most decent thing you want [...]
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Posted on January 13, 2009 by helmet head
I just read this not so interesting piece on the World’s Friendliest Country. They ranked 14 countries in four categories: ability to befriend locals, number that joined a community group, number that learned the language and percentage that bought property. The winner? Canada (Canadians love the TV show Cheers and have modeled their culture after [...]
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Posted on December 22, 2008 by tubesteak
Searching around in my pockets this afternoon, looking for some spare lettuce to purchase an extra gift or two, I thought to myself about money, how it’s so easy to come by for some, while so many others struggle just to get by. I mean, it’s pretty incredible how much money our government is dishing [...]
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Posted on December 18, 2008 by tubesteak
It seems that every day we’re introduced to a new member of Barack Obama’s team of rivals. Today we heard about dudes named Ken Salazar and Tom Vilsack who are working Agriculture and Interior scenes. We’ve also been introduced to names like Arne Duncan, Timothy Geithner, and Janet Napiltano. Old friends Hilary Clinton, Bill Richardson, [...]
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Posted on December 3, 2008 by helmet head
Every day you time up your leave based on doors shutting, papers shuffling, goodbyes heard and people’s footsteps you have learned. You know who is going where and when and how to avoid them. You have learned how to time your leave properly so you don’t get stuck in the elevator with a jerk.
You have come to learn who [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2008 by helmet head
Navin R. Johnson aka The Jerk
You are really good at something, you dress really nicely, you do something super nice to your girlfriend in front of all your friends and their girlfriends, you are mean to people — the literal meaning of a jerk, you do something extraordinarily smooth at an awkward time, if you [...]
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Posted on October 23, 2008 by tubesteak
As the Dow continues to plummet and our economy festers in a recession, many Community members find themselves strapped for cash. Uncertainty about our economic future has caused us to count our pennies, use caution when investing, and make difficult decisions on how we’re going to save. The Community thought it would provide some decent means of [...]
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Posted on October 16, 2008 by tubesteak
Have YOU ever met that funny reefer man? Here at The Community, there have been encounters, and for sure, the meetings are most often funny, smooth, enlightening, avant garde, and decent. Our time spent with the reefer man pleasantly glides through space, offering The Community a theatre to explore the absurd, sometimes-nonsensical [...]
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Posted on October 9, 2008 by tubesteak
For us Community members, the larger picture is usually in better focus than for those without our unique perspective. Case in point — the recognition that smugglers are humans too, and whether the government likes it or not, they are providing goods and services that are in high demand, in short supply, and would otherwise [...]
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Posted on October 8, 2008 by tubesteak
“What fixation feeds this fever?
As the full moon pales and climbs,
Am I the truth or rank deceiver?
Am I the victim or the crime?” - Bob Weir
Today The Community would like to address the widespread culture of victimization within our society. People claim to be victims of everything known to man — indecency, racism, class warfare, poor genetics, [...]
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Posted on October 7, 2008 by tubesteak
The Community has been feeling bad lately because there’s too many dudes out there who don’t get their hog wet on a regular basis. At the same time, there are some ladies out there who would be well served to get some bastard’s johnson jammed in their scene. We don’t meant to be lewd, but [...]
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Posted on September 17, 2008 by tubesteak
The whole goddamn world can’t stop talking about vice presidential vixen Sarah Palin. Since August 29th, when old senile bastard John McCain named her as his boning/running mate, the world has come to a virtual standstill. Democrats are irate and demand to know her positions, Republicans declare that the Democrats are sexist, the media doesn’t know which end is up, [...]
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