Posted on May 26, 2009 by tubesteak
As you might have guessed from previous postings, The Community is a huge fan of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He really has his shit together and maintains a lifestyle all Community members should aspire to. Today we’d thought we’d explore his phenomena in a little more depth.
The idea for The Most [...]
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Posted on May 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Let’s give three cheers to Decent Community contributor Fugaze for donating his gigantic tongue, which will be replicated many times over by a leading sex toy company (prototype in the video above). Gaze, who just had surgery to replace his gigantic pussy-tickler, took one for the team on this one, and because of his [...]
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Posted on April 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Holy shit! This kid is goddamn unbelievable! He’s a 13-year-old conservative wonderkid named is Jonathan Krohn, and he’s exactly the type of dude whose ass I used to kick in elementary school. I’d gladly drop the hammer on him now if I wasn’t more than twice his age.
This bastard isn’t loathsome [...]
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Posted on March 25, 2009 by fugaze
Caught an episode of Spike TV’s “1,000 Ways to Die” the other night. It’s an interesting show that illustrates some of the weird way people have died. All portrayals are true stories, but the company changes the names to protect the deceased. How respectful.
Anyway, here’s some of its most interesting ways to die.
Death by Sex
Married [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]
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Posted on March 12, 2009 by fugaze
Those damn cops! Police made almost 200 arrests last weekend at Phish’s 3-day return in Hampton, Virginia. The toughguy cops seized more than $1.2 million in drugs and $68,000 in cash from concert-goers, the AP reported. A reminder for fans heading to Mansfield in June: Possession of less than an ounce of cheeba is not [...]
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Posted on March 10, 2009 by fugaze
Ollie Williams is the decent black meteorologist for Quahog 5 News’ weather segment: The BlaccuWeather forecast! His decent reports are very loud, quick and to the point, such as ” I’M IN THE WRONG AIRPORT”; ”EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS”; ”IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS”; and “HE’S GONNA GET IT!”
Decent Community made the trek to the [...]
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Posted on March 3, 2009 by tubesteak
Perhaps nothing is more valuable than one’s ability to keep things loose. As they say - an uptight bastard is an indecent bastard. Failure to keep things loose will prevent meaningful connections, lose you some laughs, and prove unhealthy in general. This is the main reason behind our unveiling of the fourth installment of the [...]
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Posted on February 23, 2009 by tubesteak
Looking for a way to get jacked up on adrenaline before a big date? Can’t quite muster up the confidence before an important meeting? Can’t get a boner? Hungover or just moving too slow? We’ve got just the remedy!
Today The Community offers our readers a host of scintilating, quick fix jams to turn to when [...]
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Posted on February 23, 2009 by fugaze
Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]
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Posted on February 20, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community thought we’d provide you with some decent links to check out this weekend while you’re packing a double horseshoe.
The chillest birthday candles known to man.
An interesting blurb about a truly underground cinema in Paris. The Community is thinking of creating something like this in Beantown.
If you think your life is [...]
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Posted on February 19, 2009 by tubesteak
The Decent Community has pioneered the practice of respecting yo mutha - something we hold in the higest regard. Failure to respect yo mutha leaves you subject to a can of whoop-ass being opened up on your badonkadonk - and nobody wants that.
Muthas say things like, “Fool, git yo ass back ova heeah! Don’t make me come [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by tubesteak
You’ve been there before - home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate - and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone.
You search through the names [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by fugaze
Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by helmet head
Posted on February 17, 2009 by tubesteak
It’s a question that’s been asked since toilet paper was invented - What’s the correct way to wipe your ass? You’ll get two answers to this inquiry from extremely divided camps. One group will tell you to fold the TP for a smooth, clean finish. The other group will prefer “scrunching” for reinforcement and [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by helmet head
Nothing screams “SEX” like a perfectly executed trick shot and thus we compiled three of the most decent billiards shots and the artists who have mastered them.
THE SPITBALL — CHARLES DARLING
CUE AND THE CUP — MIKE MASSEY
JUST SHOWING OFF — STEVE MIZERAK
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by fugaze
Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]
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