Posted on April 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
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Posted on April 2, 2009 by fugaze
So by now you’ve probably heard the ShamWow! guy was recently arrested for beating up a hooker in Miami. Sounds like a classy guy. But I’ve found a few other interesting tidbits about Vince Shlomi (he also goes by Vince Offer). He was the driving force behind the failing Underground Comedy Movie, a DVD he [...]
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Posted on March 26, 2009 by fugaze
As previously reported, I’ve been playing video games for a long time. At the game Developers Conference going on right now in San Francisco, a company called OnLive is working on a service that streams video games right to your TV. In summary, play these new video games without going out and spending mad cash [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]
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Posted on March 4, 2009 by helmet head
Yo, what gives!? Last night I heard my boy Brian Williams give a quick shout out to an asteroid that almost nailed earth the other day. Good looking out Brian! But, only a 15 second piece on a near miss? Yo, what gives!? One would think an asteroid colliding with Earth would be bigger news, [...]
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Posted on February 23, 2009 by fugaze
Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by fugaze
Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by fugaze
Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]
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Posted on February 10, 2009 by tubesteak
In order to be decent, it’s important that you hold no illusions about what’s going down in your Community. Approaching reality head on allows the whole story to come into focus. Once sound info is garnered, one can proceed accordingly.
With that preface, The Community would like to present the third installment of the [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2009 by fugaze
Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]
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Posted on January 27, 2009 by tubesteak
The power of the introduction cannot be understated. Relationships, perceptions, and attitudes are all strongly based on initial impressions. So if you’re gonna come off as decent, it would only make sense to advocate evidence that you’ve got a legit scene.
And so today The Community presents another DC Short Jam titled The [...]
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Posted on January 22, 2009 by tubesteak
This week, The Community would like to extend a long overdue honor to our boy Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase — the clever funnyman hailed for his riotous and decent shtick. Any bastard who portrays Ty Webb, Clark Griswald and Fletch is held in ridiculously high esteem in our hall of chillness — and so, [...]
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Posted on January 14, 2009 by tubesteak
Unfortunately for us, the absurd franchise that’s Friday the 13th has pooped a 12th installment out of its rectum. No kidding? Six, seven, eight, nine, ten versions weren’t enough? Who are the sphincters lining up to watch this trash? What kind of ghetto logic keeps the horror industry afloat? It’s all cocksuckery. Pure and total nonsense.
Why are horror [...]
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Posted on November 24, 2008 by tubesteak
One of the most overlooked scenes in cinematic history, this four minute stretch of Karate Kid Part II is basically the definitive display on what it means to be decent. Let’s examine:
First of all, that has to be one of the coolest bars I’ve ever seen. The place was rockin hard in [...]
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Posted on November 21, 2008 by tubesteak
(What follows is a transcript of an anonymous hoagie’s last words.)
“I’ve often imagined how my last minutes would be written. As a hoagie, we’re born knowing that being eaten is inevitable, and finally, today, my divine decree has come. ‘Number 13 - The Dirty Sanchez.’ I heard it about a minute ago, and before I could say [...]
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Posted on November 13, 2008 by helmet head
Navin R. Johnson aka The Jerk
You are really good at something, you dress really nicely, you do something super nice to your girlfriend in front of all your friends and their girlfriends, you are mean to people — the literal meaning of a jerk, you do something extraordinarily smooth at an awkward time, if you [...]
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Posted on October 15, 2008 by tubesteak
This week’s decent bastard of the week is Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg. It’s been a long time coming for this bastard to be honored here at The Community. This Renaissance man of many talents has given film critics reason to whack their salami, given teenage girls reasons to click their mouse, and given music critics [...]
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Posted on October 14, 2008 by helmet head
While “No Holds Barred” is a decent idiom, it is a far more decent film. This movie gets ripped for being too dark at times — What horse shit! No Holds Barred is enigmatic, pragmatic, action packed, timely and thought provoking.
The Hulkster leads an All Star Cast as resident tough guy, “Rip.” Rip reverts back to [...]
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Posted on September 11, 2008 by tubesteak
vs.
In this post, The Community addresses one of the most pressing questions of the last 25 years: Which man is more decent — Ice Cube or Ice-T? Possessing remarkably similar careers, The Community figured we’d break down this icy rivalry once and for all. Let it be known that we don’t wish to disrespect either [...]
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