Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway. I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale. JD Drew — because he’s soft like [...]
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Boston’s Fenway Park by Eric Dowdle
Do all the bathrooms in Fenway lack hot water? I mean the water in the bathrooms is ice-freaking-cold. Granted, the percentage of people who wash their hands after shitting or taking a piss is probably relatively small at the ballpark. But for those of us who enjoy a good hand wash, [...]
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Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]
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One of the purest, back-to-nature endeavors The Community advocates is humping beautiful virgin florists raw dog — preferably in their fragrant workshops of eroticism (aka the local flower shop). Indeed, the unblemished cooter is to humanity what a flower is to nature — life-giving, elegant and fragile.
Penetrating a florist’s pristine orchid raw dog is a conquest of unadultered decency because the [...]
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Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]
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Yo, what gives!? Last night I heard my boy Brian Williams give a quick shout out to an asteroid that almost nailed earth the other day. Good looking out Brian! But, only a 15 second piece on a near miss? Yo, what gives!? One would think an asteroid colliding with Earth would be bigger news, [...]
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FALL RIVER, Mass - Recent developments reveal that Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality, obtained food-world fame by stealing the catchphrase that landed him widespread noteriety.
In a statement prepared late Monday evening, Lagasse admits that his go-to mantra of “BAM!” was in fact ripped off from a man named LeRoy Hughes, a retired Deli Attendant from Fall River, Massachusetts.
“LeRoy used [...]
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Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]
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Lil Wayne
I know, I know, everyone thinks about Lil Wayne so what makes me soo special, right? Here’s the thing; contrary to the public belief that an infinite amount of Lil Wayne is not enough Lil Wayne, when Lil Wayne interferes with your everyday life he does become a problem (forgive me Lil Wayne, God Bless).
For example; [...]
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We don’t know who this guy is but we’ve all been there before. You hit a patch of ice, fight to stay vertical but in the end gravity prevails and you are left with nothing more than some embarrassing photos in the Boston Globe, a spilled coffee and a dirty bagel.
Click here to see how the dude [...]
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The Community was pretty pumped when they heard the Sox have taken a chance on local New Englander Rocco “Cheeseburger” Baldelli, 1) because he’s a local dude and 2) because of Baldelli’s comeback after his career was in doubt because of medical issues. However, nothing makes us more excited about Baldelli than to learn that [...]
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Slap on the skates and off to the rink! Not the ice rink — We’re talking roller! It’s time to skate! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Remember the old days…
It’s Friday night. You had a long week of school and you want to let loose. What better way to blow off some steam then strapping on the old four wheelers [...]
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This week The Community would like to highlight a boner-inducing band from the crust-filled state of Vermont — the soon-to-be legendary Blues and Lasers. These bastards emit a massive sound, calling to mind a Zeppelinish, Black Keys-ish, Derek and the Dominoes-ish ragged and dirty blues/rock style you’d think was blasting from the speakers of a 1972 Plymouth [...]
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The Decent Community would like to announce its competition to crown the King of New England. There are no prerequisites for entry — just that the dude has to be from New England, or be related to it some way. We’ll be accepting your nominations through email at DecentCommunity@gmail.com and in the comments section. We’d like to post [...]
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Warn the town! The beast is loose! Today The Community thought we’d bring some attention to an up and coming rapper from Boston who goes by the name of Miggity Merls. Mainly known for his clever wordsmanship on the Eastern Mass party circuit, Miggity Merls is the epitome of keeping it real and [...]
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In a week of celebration and appreciation, Matt Cassel has been named Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week. Let’s look back to Week 1, with the injury of handsome Tom Brady. All New England faithful were skeptical at best about the Pat’s chances of success. Our team had a QB who hadn’t started a [...]
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The Community wishes Boston Celtics and avid Decent Community reader, Big Baby Davis a full recovery from a car accident he was in yesterday afternoon. On an epic team full of decent bastards there is non bigger than GBBD. Baby has had a breakout year this season and we hope he gets back on the courts [...]
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