Posted on April 29, 2009 by tubesteak
Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]
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Posted on April 17, 2009 by helmet head
Chocolate tooth or poo poo tooth (also see: cucka tooth, poop tooth, crap tooth, shit tooth, funk tooth, bum tooth) occurs when chocolate is smeared on the front of one’s tooth; usually as a result of eating something chocolate (obviously) and moist. Moistness leads to certain adhesion to one’s tooth creating an illusion that one’s [...]
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Posted on April 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
Filed under: events, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: erotica, food, gloop, goo, love, Meat, mess, romance, sex, sloppy joe, tits | No Comments »
Posted on April 9, 2009 by helmet head
Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”?
Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests.
But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush?
That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip toe around this [...]
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Posted on April 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Main Entry: F.U.P.A.
Pronunciation: \fü-pə\
Function: noun
Etymology: American, from obese hogs frequenting McD’s.
1 : Acronym for fat upper pussy area. Also may stand for fat upper pubic area or fat upper penile area. Area has become enlarged due the overindulgence of snacks and is usually accompanied by sour stench.
2 : Home of ants, hornets nests, and assorted [...]
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Posted on March 20, 2009 by helmet head
It’s late and you need a snack. You walk to the kitchen — bone extended. You’re half awake, you don’t really know what you’re doing, where you are or why. A sandwich beckons to you from your dreams. “Make me… Make me….” You find yourself swaying in front of the fridge. What’s happening to me!? You [...]
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Posted on March 11, 2009 by helmet head
A lightly sweetened, whole grain wheat cereal. Net weight — 24 oz. (1 lb. 8 oz) (680g). 24 mini-wheat “biscuits” (1 serving size) have 200 calories (240 with milk). Mini-wheats are also slang for a mini-wheat-shaped poop. Or is the cereal named after the poop? I can’t recall … Kellogs is “committed to bringing out [...]
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Posted on March 5, 2009 by tubesteak
I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]
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Posted on February 24, 2009 by helmet head
Ever since I was a little Helmet, when my balls were the size of them, Cheez Balls have been in my life. My grandfather used to love Cheez Balls. If you brought him a can of Planters Cheez Balls you were a god. I feel like in some ways Cheez Balls reflected his personality — funny, slightly [...]
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Posted on February 19, 2009 by helmet head
Bacon bits are decent because they are delicious. I like their shape and texture. I like how subconsciously they remind me of nipples… which is why they like them soo much. I like how you can put them in a plastic bag and stick them on a shelf, which is something I subconsciously wish I could [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by tubesteak
It’s a question that’s been asked since toilet paper was invented - What’s the correct way to wipe your ass? You’ll get two answers to this inquiry from extremely divided camps. One group will tell you to fold the TP for a smooth, clean finish. The other group will prefer “scrunching” for reinforcement and [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by tubesteak
If you’re looking for a serious, cheap buzz that’s easy on the taste buds, we’d like to recommend shaking a yucca. What results is the party juice to end all party juices. Here’s how it’s done:
Ingredients:
4 lemons (cut into chunks)
4 limes (cut into chunks)
3 cups of sugar
½ bag of crushed ice
1 bottle of vodka (cheap [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by fugaze
Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]
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Posted on February 9, 2009 by helmet head
STEAKBURGER SANDWICHES and STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKES
Why we love them together: The icy smooth milkshake coats your throat to ensure that barely chewed pieces of steakburger (made from a mixture of t-bone, sirloin, and strip steak) can be funneled down your throat without getting lodged in, which could compromise your breathing but more importantly, your consumption rate.
Will [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2009 by fugaze
Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]
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Posted on February 3, 2009 by helmet head
We love our grizzle here at The Community and it’s fucking obvious that we also enjoy a good [adult] beverage. So every week we are going to shed some insight on some of the most decent food and drink pairings around.
This week’s decent food and drink pairing is:
Crown Royal and Ginger Ale and Shepherd’s Pie.
The [...]
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Posted on January 14, 2009 by tubesteak
Sharing pieces of chicken is one of The Community’s favorite pastimes. In fact, when gobbling down our poultry we always play a game in which we blurt out the names of people we wish were eating chicken with us. Above are the names that have come up most often.
We assembled a panel of everyone we’ve ever actually eaten chicken with [...]
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