I am a Fart

I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]

Game Shows are Decent

Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]

$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?


World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]

Recession Proof Company

Before Microsoft dominated computers, before Google dominated the Internet and before Toyota dominated the automotive industry, there was one company that truly set the bar for high quality, prompt service and product diversification: ACME.
A Company that Makes Everything, this huge corporation got its start selling products in popular Looney Tunes cartoons. [...]