Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
Filed under: books, decent bastards, events, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: attraction, beauty, body building, desire, erotica, Fabio, Hasselhoff, lust, Meat, romance novels, sex | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 12, 2009 by tubesteak
FARRINGTON, MD - A popular hermit crab from the waters off Farrington has been charged with cutting off the penis of a 47-year-old man out for a morning swim on Sunday. Derek the Hermit Crab claims to have lost his temper after yet another episode of the same man urinating on his dwelling.
Witnesses at the beach say they saw Derek [...]
Filed under: comedy, events, pop culture, questions | Tagged: humor, funny, animals, marine life, bizarre, oddities, crabs, hermit crabs, beach, summer, losing limbs, handicap, odd news, gross, nature | No Comments »
Posted on May 6, 2009 by tubesteak
East and West. Urban and rural. Smooth and rough. Old school and new school. Foreign and local. It’s all in volume three of the Decent Communtiy Podcast. Rejoice, because these jams are something to get excited about!
Click here to listen to and download the Decent Community Podcast. (To save it to your computer, right click the mp3 [...]
Filed under: events, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Rock and Roll, Music, Jams, podcast, funk, Shamekia Copeland, Jackie Wilson, Rolling Stones, Taj Mahal, Ry Cooder, Rising Sons, Ray LeMontagne, Allman Bros., Bobby Darin, Belle and Sebastian, Donovan, Toto, Gilles David Orchestra, Oscar Brown Jr., Funk Factory | 1 Comment »
Posted on May 5, 2009 by tubesteak
ARNDALE, OK - Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play-Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, romance | Tagged: construction, death, investigation, jackhammer, masturbation, oddity, prostitution, sex | 66 Comments »
Posted on May 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]
Filed under: boston, bronsons, events, sports, tournaments | Tagged: boston, competition, contests, doob, herbs, J, joint rolling contest, joints, L, marijuana, pinner, puff, smoke, spliff, trees, weed | No Comments »
Posted on April 29, 2009 by tubesteak
Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]
Filed under: events, grizzle, politics, questions | Tagged: swine flu, vaccine, tuna casserole, positive attitude, swine flu vaccine, buffalo wings, corpse, serum, recipes | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 27, 2009 by fugaze
So you struck out trying to get Phish tickets. You weren’t lucky enough for the advance lottery and LiveNation.com was useless. Well, fear not Phish fans, becasue Decent Community is giving away one ticket to the upcoming Phish concert on June 6 at the Comcast Center in Mansfield!
Don’t feel like spending an arm and a leg (as [...]
Filed under: boston, decent collage, events, tunes | Tagged: comcast center, concert tickets, decent collage, Music, phish, Phish contest, Phish tickets, summer tour, tickets | 4 Comments »
Posted on April 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Due to unprecedented recent growth, Decent Community is seeking out a summer intern looking to get their feet wet in the promotion of decency throughout the greater community. This is a fabulous opportunity for college students who are really good looking, reek of headiness, are a little bit weird, and love to party.
The intern will learn [...]
Filed under: boston, events, questions | Tagged: beer, party, jobs, internship, errands, smokes, college | No Comments »
Posted on April 22, 2009 by tubesteak
Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
Filed under: events, movies, online videos, questions, romance, style, tunes | Tagged: Music, food, love, Jams, pregnancy, Jack Johnson, department stores, hot dogs, videos, lesbians, child birth | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 17, 2009 by tubesteak
Word up Community! Going for a second round of the Decent Community Podcast. The first round was a mild success — but this installment easily surpasses the decency levels of version one! Lots to like here — quality jams of all sorts mixed with some heady commentary. The DC Podcast is ascending!
Click here to listen [...]
Filed under: events, links, podcast, pop culture, style, tunes | Tagged: Eugene McDaniels, Herbie Mann, Jams, jazz, jerry garcia, JJ Cale, Kenny Rogers, Lenny Kravitz, Leon Russell, Little Feat, Men Without Hats, Music, podcast, Rock and Roll, Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison | 2 Comments »
Posted on April 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
Filed under: events, grizzle, romance, style | Tagged: erotica, food, gloop, goo, love, Meat, mess, romance, sex, sloppy joe, tits | No Comments »
Posted on April 14, 2009 by tubesteak
Contrary to popular belief, there have been numerous instances of acing a par-5. Since almost nobody - even with today’s supercharged equipment - can hit a 500-yard drive, the best place to look for par-5 aces are severe doglegs, or even a bit horseshoe-shaped. On such holes, a long-hitter can attempt to cut a corner, clear trees or [...]
Filed under: events, questions, sports | Tagged: condor, double albatross, golf, hole-in-one, impossible, miracle, par-5, triple eagle | No Comments »
Posted on April 9, 2009 by helmet head
Sick of feeling unappreciated? Tired of constantly being ridiculed by your friends for “never winning the big one”?
Well, fear not! Decent Community is here to let you in on a little secret called hairy bush contests.
But Decent Comm. guys don’t like a hairy bush?
That’s what you think miss! Guys like to tip toe around this [...]
Filed under: bored?, events, grizzle, pop culture, romance, style | Tagged: bush, compete, contests, health, love, mental health, pubic hair, sex, style | No Comments »
Posted on April 7, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
Filed under: bronsons, events, not decent, pop culture, questions, romance, style | Tagged: dudes, girls, parties, sausage, sausage fest, sausage party | No Comments »
Posted on April 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Holy shit! This kid is goddamn unbelievable! He’s a 13-year-old conservative wonderkid named is Jonathan Krohn, and he’s exactly the type of dude whose ass I used to kick in elementary school. I’d gladly drop the hammer on him now if I wasn’t more than twice his age.
This bastard isn’t loathsome [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, online videos, politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: beat down, conservatism, conservative, GOP, idealogy, Jonathan Krohn, nerd, policy, principles, republicans, twerp | 4 Comments »
Posted on March 31, 2009 by helmet head
Tired of sitting on your ass all day waiting for your girlfriend, or god forbid, your mother to come home and cook you food? Looking for something on the verge of hip and trendy but don’t want the social responsibilities that come with sporting trendy jeans or having a flashy phone? Are you strapped financially, watching [...]
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Posted on March 27, 2009 by tubesteak
Over the past few years, we’ve witnessed a steady trend of males unbuttoning their dress shirts in the name of style. At the Community, we were always under the impression that unbuttoning the top button (when not wearing a tie) was the way to go. But recent developments have caused us to question this school of thought.
We [...]
Filed under: events, pop culture, questions, style | Tagged: Brad Pitt, clothes, dress, fashion, George Clooney, John Stamos | 1 Comment »
Posted on March 26, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the purest, back-to-nature endeavors The Community advocates is humping beautiful virgin florists raw dog — preferably in their fragrant workshops of eroticism (aka the local flower shop). Indeed, the unblemished cooter is to humanity what a flower is to nature — life-giving, elegant and fragile.
Penetrating a florist’s pristine orchid raw dog is a conquest of unadultered decency because the [...]
Filed under: events, local, questions, romance, style | Tagged: erotica, florist, flowers, love, raw dog, sex, virginity, virgins | No Comments »
Posted on March 18, 2009 by tubesteak
BOSTON, MA — In a joint statement released Wednesday afternoon, financial derelicts Bernard Madoff, R. Allen Stanford, and American International Group (AIG) condemned Decent Community for being the foremost purveyors of decency in America.
This curious alliance between three of our current recession’s figureheads formed to combat a growing sense of optimism and decency amidst widespread financial turmoil.
An [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, politics, pop culture, questions | Tagged: AIG, Allen Stanford, Bernard Madoff, finance, fraud, MLB, Money, New England Patriots, nfl, Ponzi, recession, Yankees | No Comments »
Posted on March 12, 2009 by tubesteak
If you are looking for a mustachioed companion that will provide years of overwhelming ecstasy and even act as a watchdog in your motor home, acquiring a Schnauzer may be your answer. Here’s what your stank-ass should do after you’ve decided that a Schnauzer is the dog for you:
Find a reputable Schnauzer breeder. It’s said [...]
Filed under: events, questions | Tagged: booze, Buying a Dog, cigarettes, coitus, dog breeders, dogs, motor homes, puppies, Schnauzers | No Comments »
