Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
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Posted on March 31, 2009 by tubesteak
It was the great Jacques-Yves Cousteau who said, “When one man, for whatever reason, has an opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.” For “le Commandant Cousteau” sharing his remarkable studies of underwater life was a truly magnificent gift to bestow on our world — and for that, he’s [...]
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Posted on March 30, 2009 by fugaze
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Posted on March 10, 2009 by fugaze
Ollie Williams is the decent black meteorologist for Quahog 5 News’ weather segment: The BlaccuWeather forecast! His decent reports are very loud, quick and to the point, such as ” I’M IN THE WRONG AIRPORT”; ”EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS”; ”IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS”; and “HE’S GONNA GET IT!”
Decent Community made the trek to the [...]
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Posted on March 6, 2009 by tubesteak
Lingering questions soon become answered, but not in word form. A divine form of communication is created, so pure and so honest that no room is left for bias or misinterpretation. Emotions that previously seemed inexistent begin to take birth right before your eyes. These emotions are so concise and so complex that to label [...]
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Posted on February 23, 2009 by fugaze
Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2009 by fugaze
Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]
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Posted on January 29, 2009 by tubesteak
Identified by many as the greatest bluesman who ever lived, Robert Johnson is this week’s Decent Bastard of the Week. Although this Mississippi Delta legend left us with limited recordings and a fragmented life story in which he was dead by 27, Johnson’s shadowy influence is seducing enough to have countless luminaries proclaim he laid the foundation [...]
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Posted on January 28, 2009 by fugaze
Reason No. 1,687 why Wikipedia’s cool:
Henry VIII became King of England in 1509 and married his sister-in-law, Catherine, the same year. Sixteen years fly by and Hank’s getting pissed he doesn’t have a son yet. He gets the hots for Anne, a hottie in the queen’s crew.
He spends the next eight years chasing down a prisoned-up Pope [...]
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Posted on January 26, 2009 by tubesteak
USA TODAY: DUBAI - Chilled out generational icon Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf Islam) retired his mellow style today by revealing his intentions to explore a career in mixed martial arts (MMA). In a press conference with UFC frontman Dana White, the Cat threw his followers a curveball by announcing a fight against welterweight champion Georges St. Pierre slated for March 26th in Dubai.
This bewildering [...]
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Posted on January 22, 2009 by tubesteak
This week, The Community would like to extend a long overdue honor to our boy Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase — the clever funnyman hailed for his riotous and decent shtick. Any bastard who portrays Ty Webb, Clark Griswald and Fletch is held in ridiculously high esteem in our hall of chillness — and so, [...]
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Posted on January 20, 2009 by fugaze
We ventured down to Washington for the historic inauguration and ran into the man himself: Barack Obama. He asked us if we had a lighter (maybe the jibba we were smoking tipped him off) and chatted with us for a few minutes while puffing a ciggie
DC: So what is the most decent thing you want [...]
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Posted on January 12, 2009 by tubesteak
An old Irish proverb states “Watching is part of good play.” And an ancient Decent Community saying asserts ”There’s nothing wrong with being a sly dog every once in awhile.” Condescending, contemptuous beliefs on the act of observing others who are in a spontaneous and unadjusted state are ill-founded. Undetected surveillance provides a postively authentic mechanism for personal understanding and informed judgement. To put [...]
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Posted on January 7, 2009 by tubesteak
Hello boils and ghouls, this week The Decent Community would like to honor our all-time favorite instigator/terrorist/storyteller, the daunting and hideous looking skeleton known as the Crypt Keeper! Holding court from his casket every week on HBO from 1989 to 1996, the Crypt Keeper shrieked and spooked in a trademark wise-cracking style that [...]
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Posted on January 6, 2009 by tubesteak
This week The Community would like to highlight a boner-inducing band from the crust-filled state of Vermont — the soon-to-be legendary Blues and Lasers. These bastards emit a massive sound, calling to mind a Zeppelinish, Black Keys-ish, Derek and the Dominoes-ish ragged and dirty blues/rock style you’d think was blasting from the speakers of a 1972 Plymouth [...]
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Posted on January 2, 2009 by tubesteak
The Decent Community would like to announce its competition to crown the King of New England. There are no prerequisites for entry — just that the dude has to be from New England, or be related to it some way. We’ll be accepting your nominations through email at DecentCommunity@gmail.com and in the comments section. We’d like to post [...]
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Posted on December 30, 2008 by tubesteak
Warn the town! The beast is loose! Today The Community thought we’d bring some attention to an up and coming rapper from Boston who goes by the name of Miggity Merls. Mainly known for his clever wordsmanship on the Eastern Mass party circuit, Miggity Merls is the epitome of keeping it real and [...]
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Posted on December 23, 2008 by tubesteak
In a week of celebration and appreciation, Matt Cassel has been named Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week. Let’s look back to Week 1, with the injury of handsome Tom Brady. All New England faithful were skeptical at best about the Pat’s chances of success. Our team had a QB who hadn’t started a [...]
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Posted on December 18, 2008 by tubesteak
It seems that every day we’re introduced to a new member of Barack Obama’s team of rivals. Today we heard about dudes named Ken Salazar and Tom Vilsack who are working Agriculture and Interior scenes. We’ve also been introduced to names like Arne Duncan, Timothy Geithner, and Janet Napiltano. Old friends Hilary Clinton, Bill Richardson, [...]
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Posted on December 5, 2008 by tubesteak
Thought we’d close out the week with some news and observations going on in our decent world:
For those who don’t know, Tony Danza is the new host of The Contender. First Sly dropped out, then Sugar Ray Leonard dropped out, but somehow the producers lucked out by scoring the former boxing great Tony Danza as [...]
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