Decent Website of the Week: Awkward Family Photos

Today Decent Community would like to share a far out website called Awkward Family Photos. In case you haven’t seen the site, it’s exactly what you’d imagine from the title. But what the title doesn’t totally convey is how goddamn ugly/freaky/weird/unbelievable some of these families are.
This site is pretty new, but seeing how many fucked up [...]

Popular Hermit Crab Charged with Cutting off Man’s Member

FARRINGTON, MD - A popular hermit crab from the waters off Farrington has been charged with cutting off the penis of a 47-year-old man out for a morning swim on Sunday. Derek the Hermit Crab claims to have lost his temper after yet another episode of the same man urinating on his dwelling.
Witnesses at the beach say they saw Derek [...]

Game Shows are Decent

Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]

$1,000 Vibrator

So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?


World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]

Grammys: Jay-Z punches rival, Miley gets out of control

LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed hip hop artist Jay-Z punched rival rapper Lil Wayne after Sunday night’s Grammy Awards show, just one of many interesting sights caught backstage during and after the annual music awards.
A Decent Community correspondent said she saw a very intoxicated Lil Wayne verbally harassing Beyonce, Jay-Z’s hunny, and H.O.V.A. responded with shouting and [...]

Mom selling Octuplets’ naming rights

WHITTIER, Calif — Want to name one of Nadya Suleman’s famous octuplets? You can, for the right price.
Ms. Suleman announced early Friday morning that she will auction off the rights to name her eight newborns.
“Diapers ain’t cheap. Baby food ain’t cheap. Day care ain’t cheap. College ain’t cheap,” Ms. Suleman said. “These babies will be [...]

Chevy Chase is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

This week, The Community would like to extend a long overdue honor to our boy Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase — the clever funnyman hailed for his riotous and decent shtick. Any bastard who portrays Ty Webb, Clark Griswald and Fletch is held in ridiculously high esteem in our hall of chillness — and so, [...]