Posted on May 1, 2009 by tubesteak
Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]
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Posted on April 7, 2009 by tubesteak
One of the most despicable types of gatherings is the sausage fest — a party where chicks are scarce or even non-existent, leaving guys to get obliterated so as to drown in their misery. Make no mistake, the overabundance of wieners is a huge blow to the ego and a somber affirmation that you’ll be going skin-less [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2009 by helmet head
“Don’t go there!”
“Don’t go there!” or “Don’t you EVEN go there!” a riposte indicating one should not address a topic, usually controversial in nature. “Dont’ go there!” is most often used when in a heated argument with friend, foe or, most often, spouse, to indicate to your counterpart that the aforementioned subject is off limits and should [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]
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Posted on March 5, 2009 by tubesteak
I am a fart and I’d like to give you a whiff of the truth. All your hating must cease at once. I’m just a regular old bodily function — same as blinking, hiccuping or sneezing. So I smell like rotten eggs. That’s just who I am. I’m a fact of life, and it’s time I was treated [...]
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Posted on March 5, 2009 by fugaze
A new hotspot has opened up in booming Downtown New Bedford. The Rose Alley Ale House, located next to CORK on Route 18, has many unique, different kinds of beers and some of the best Buffalo wings this side of the Mississippi. Anyone heading to the Whaling City should check it out … Speaking of [...]
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Posted on March 3, 2009 by tubesteak
Perhaps nothing is more valuable than one’s ability to keep things loose. As they say - an uptight bastard is an indecent bastard. Failure to keep things loose will prevent meaningful connections, lose you some laughs, and prove unhealthy in general. This is the main reason behind our unveiling of the fourth installment of the [...]
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Posted on February 20, 2009 by helmet head
Here is a short but to the point list of reasons McGreevy’s sucks:
Lousy bouncers. As I was puffing down a stoag I overheard the bouncers mock a group of people as the were walking by because they were talking about going to Lir. That’s just poor form. Lir isn’t that cool and McGreevy’s isn’t much [...]
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Posted on February 20, 2009 by fugaze
Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by tubesteak
You’ve been there before - home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate - and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone.
You search through the names [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by fugaze
So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?
World’s Most Expensive Beer
The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is [...]
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Posted on February 17, 2009 by helmet head
Nothing screams “SEX” like a perfectly executed trick shot and thus we compiled three of the most decent billiards shots and the artists who have mastered them.
THE SPITBALL — CHARLES DARLING
CUE AND THE CUP — MIKE MASSEY
JUST SHOWING OFF — STEVE MIZERAK
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by tubesteak
If you’re looking for a serious, cheap buzz that’s easy on the taste buds, we’d like to recommend shaking a yucca. What results is the party juice to end all party juices. Here’s how it’s done:
Ingredients:
4 lemons (cut into chunks)
4 limes (cut into chunks)
3 cups of sugar
½ bag of crushed ice
1 bottle of vodka (cheap [...]
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Posted on February 12, 2009 by fugaze
Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]
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Posted on February 9, 2009 by fugaze
LOS ANGELES — Acclaimed hip hop artist Jay-Z punched rival rapper Lil Wayne after Sunday night’s Grammy Awards show, just one of many interesting sights caught backstage during and after the annual music awards.
A Decent Community correspondent said she saw a very intoxicated Lil Wayne verbally harassing Beyonce, Jay-Z’s hunny, and H.O.V.A. responded with shouting and [...]
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Posted on January 30, 2009 by helmet head
Tony. In English the meaning of Tony is: Feline lover. Like the most famous American cat, Garfield, Tony is witty, smart and enjoys telling a good tale while perched up behind the bar on the cooler.
Johnson. In English the meaning of Johnson is: John’s son. The son of the inventor of the toilet, John’s son, [...]
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Posted on January 16, 2009 by helmet head
We at The Community think we run with a pretty decent crew: Noozle Man, Suave, Rub, Tubesteak, Helmet, Lice Man, Fugaze, Yit Bag, Sylvio Ve, Ace, Sr., Gnarly Dude, Muff Ranch, Bunty, etc… However, we have come across a local rival crew that ranks high in decency and is threatening the position that Decent Community holds in the [...]
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Posted on January 16, 2009 by tubesteak
Today is Friday, which means that when the workday is over every decent bastard out there will dart home faster than a hobo on a ham sandwich, pick up some bronsons, throw on a 60-song mix of 60-second jams, and slug back 90 ounces of brewski juice in an hour (one shot a minute). We’re talking about power hours here — a testament to beer, getting fucked [...]
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Posted on January 15, 2009 by helmet head
If this shit doesn’t make you emotional you better check your pulse!
Today we analyze a few key elements in one of America’s most decent and influential pieces of music, The Humpty Dance. While each and every word of this lyrical masterpiece has meaning in its own right we have hand picked what [...]
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