The Red Sox, Kevin Youkilis and Baby Beluga

Surprisingly there are quite a few current Sox players I could see having Baby Beluga as their theme song as they walk from the on deck circle to the batters box at Fenway. I could see Dave — because he’s big like a whale. JD Drew — because he’s soft like [...]

Decent Community Joint Rolling Contest

Hear ye! Hear ye! Decent Community is sponsoring our first annual joint rolling contest! Everyone is always claiming to be able to the roll the finest doob, but The Community figured the best way to settle this was through good old competition! So let’s see what you got! We’ll get high, have a decent time, smoke [...]

Phish Ticket Giveaway!

So you struck out trying to get Phish tickets. You weren’t lucky enough for the advance lottery and LiveNation.com was useless. Well, fear not Phish fans, becasue Decent Community is giving away one ticket to the upcoming Phish concert on June 6 at the Comcast Center in Mansfield!
Don’t feel like spending an arm and a leg (as [...]

Decent Community Intern

Due to unprecedented recent growth, Decent Community is seeking out a summer intern looking to get their feet wet in the promotion of decency throughout the greater community. This is a fabulous opportunity for college students who are really good looking, reek of headiness, are a little bit weird, and love to party.
The intern will learn [...]

Amateurs Need Not Apply

Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff [...]

Bored? Go Hang Out at Dunkin’ Donuts

Tired of sitting on your ass all day waiting for your girlfriend, or god forbid, your mother to come home and cook you food? Looking for something on the verge of hip and trendy but don’t want the social responsibilities that come with sporting trendy jeans or having a flashy phone? Are you strapped financially, watching [...]

DC Short Jam: The Deceptive Rogue

Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Those damn cops! Police made almost 200 arrests last weekend at Phish’s 3-day return in Hampton, Virginia. The toughguy cops seized more than $1.2 million in drugs and $68,000 in cash from concert-goers, the AP reported. A reminder for fans heading to Mansfield in June: Possession of less than an ounce of cheeba is not [...]

New Bedford gaining ground on Boston?

Beantown is place to be in Mass. No question about it, Boston has the best bars, good grizzle, jobs (not that there are any jobs out there, but with so much business in the big city there are a good number of employment opportunities), as well as quality sport teams and entertainment venues.
But look out [...]

Why McGreevy’s Sucks…

Here is a short but to the point list of reasons McGreevy’s sucks:
Lousy bouncers. As I was puffing down a stoag I overheard the bouncers mock a group of people as the were walking by because they were talking about going to Lir. That’s just poor form. Lir isn’t that cool and McGreevy’s isn’t much [...]

Varitek boning NESN hottie

FORT MYERS, Fla. — Jason Varitek on Friday morning confirmed the rumor that has been floating around for months now; he is banging NESN hottie Heidi Watney.
“I normally don’t like discussing my private life, but it’s been speculated so much I just wanted to clear the air; I’m plowing Heidi Watney,” Varitek told reporters before [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Funny how big baseball news always break right before Spring Training begins. While A-Roid (who came off as the biggest asshole on the planet during his interview with Peter Gammons) came clean, there are still over 100 names of tested-positive cheaters out there. Names I hope aren’t on the list, but names that wouldn’t shock me [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Glad to see Michael Phelps is going to endorse legalizing cheeba. Please tell me he only smokes dank. … Imagine Larry Bird and Ray Allen going head-to-head in a mega 3-point contest? Shoot from your side then sprint over to the other. I might regret this, but I’ll put 10 bucks on Allen … Speaking [...]

In The News: What a Great Guy!

We don’t know who this guy is but we’ve all been there before. You hit a patch of ice, fight to stay vertical but in the end gravity prevails and you are left with nothing more than some embarrassing photos in the Boston Globe, a spilled coffee and a dirty bagel.
Click here to see how the dude [...]

Tourney of Red Sox Pitchers from Our Childhood

In celebration of the Red Sox ALDS win last night over the Angels, The Community would like to present The Tournament of Red Sox Pitchers from Our Childhood. The Community feels it’s necessary to honor those players who grinded out the difficult years before the current Sox dynasty came to be. Pitchers were judged on [...]

Jesse and the Rippers Concert Review

Nieces and nephews were out in full force last night for what was anticipated as Boston’s concert of the century. Jesse and the Rippers came to town and discharged a huge hunk of euphoria at Saint’s Exeter Street digs, and those who were there are already calling it the finest musical exhibition the hub has ever witnessed.
In a city with a well-chronicled rock n’ roll pedigree, Jesse [...]

Boston Flip Cup Championship

*** The tournament is now OVER. If you’d like to get on our mailing list, send an email to DecentCommunity@gmail.com and we’ll be sure to let you know about future events (trivia night), tournaments (pool, pop-a-shot) and competitions (flip cup redux, dance offs).
CONGRATULATIONS to the winning squad, The Clam Diggers who took home the cash, shirts, trophy and [...]

Current Happenings in the Red Sox Community

With just under two weeks left in the Boston Red Sox regular season, The Community thought now would be a decent time to take a look at some topical (and not so topical) issues affecting the team and their larger contingencies as they head into the stretch run.

Nobody has talked about the effect of losing L’Monstro [...]

Battle of the Gregorian Chant Bands

Announcing Decent Community’s First Annual
Battle of the Gregorian Chant Bands!
Bring out your inner monk for an event with ramifications that have yet to be determined. On August 8, 2008 (888 is said to be the monk’s favorite number), make your way down to The Boston Dungeon, located at the corner of [...]

“DE-CENT” Chant To Replace “DE-FENSE” Chant at C’s Game

If you’re at home watching the Celtics/Pistons Game 5 on TV tonight and you think to yourself, Am I crazy or is the crowd chanting ”DE-CENT, CHA CHA, DE-CENT!?!?! — don’t fret my friend, you are not crazy. Decent maybe, but crazy no.
You see, the community has launched a major initiative to will our combined decency onto [...]