Posted on May 13, 2009 by tubesteak
As the saying goes: ”Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of beauty are sought after, men of power are feared; but only Fabio is all of these things.” Make no mistake — Fabio is the most beautifully sculpted hunk of meat that civilization has ever known, and it’s with unabashed pride that we crown [...]
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Posted on March 24, 2009 by tubesteak
Motives and actions can be ambiguous — and even more dubious when they don’t correlate with one another. An apparent con artist may be seeking life’s simple comforts — yet observers can easily be thrown off by what they witness on the surface.
With that preface, The Community presents the fifth rendering of [...]
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Posted on February 20, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community thought we’d provide you with some decent links to check out this weekend while you’re packing a double horseshoe.
The chillest birthday candles known to man.
An interesting blurb about a truly underground cinema in Paris. The Community is thinking of creating something like this in Beantown.
If you think your life is [...]
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Posted on February 20, 2009 by fugaze
Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]
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Posted on February 6, 2009 by fugaze
WHITTIER, Calif — Want to name one of Nadya Suleman’s famous octuplets? You can, for the right price.
Ms. Suleman announced early Friday morning that she will auction off the rights to name her eight newborns.
“Diapers ain’t cheap. Baby food ain’t cheap. Day care ain’t cheap. College ain’t cheap,” Ms. Suleman said. “These babies will be [...]
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Posted on February 2, 2009 by tubesteak
Sticking with last post’s Phish theme, The Community thought it may be fun to dish out some nuggets pertaining to the band and their jams courtesy of The Phish Companion - 2nd Edition.
Not suprisingly, You Enjoy Myself is Phish’s most played jam (476 times, 40% of their shows). Next are Golgi Apparatus and Mike’s Song (both [...]
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Posted on December 15, 2008 by tubesteak
Christmas is fast approaching, and many of you are probably scrambling to find that perfect gift for your beloved Community member. Indeed, there’s just over a week left to get your gifts, but fear not! There’s no reason to fret, because today The Community provides a decent gift idea guide that won’t break the bank. All gift [...]
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Posted on September 17, 2008 by tubesteak
The whole goddamn world can’t stop talking about vice presidential vixen Sarah Palin. Since August 29th, when old senile bastard John McCain named her as his boning/running mate, the world has come to a virtual standstill. Democrats are irate and demand to know her positions, Republicans declare that the Democrats are sexist, the media doesn’t know which end is up, [...]
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Posted on September 5, 2008 by tubesteak
Huge dick whale, Moby Dick, is our Decent Bastard of the Week. Moby (not to be confused with the homo DJ) was recommended by the staff over at Moby Dick Marina in Fairhaven, MA — just down the street from where Ishmael, Ahab, and crew set sail on the Pequod. This huge, ugly, mother-fucking [...]
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Posted on August 27, 2008 by tubesteak
The Community has been hearing whispers about a new movement taking place across our land. It’s a scene that falls in direct contrast to the well-manicured lawn you’re probably accustomed to seeing cultivated (sometimes as a result of local ordinances) in shit-fuck small towns and suburbs. In what amounts to laissez faire lawn care, this new movement is essentially a response to [...]
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Posted on August 21, 2008 by tubesteak
It with our most extreme pleasure receptors that The Community introduces François Rabelais (1494-1553) as our Decent Bastard of the Week. François was nominated by Henri (en-ray) Boofboof of Nice, France. François gets the nod this week for being the man who most consider the founder of the novel. François’ larger than life characters were huge fans of bronsons, wordplay, [...]
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Posted on August 11, 2008 by tubesteak
As Helmet Head was clear in announcing this morning, Monday can be a slow day at The Community. Add that with somewhat indecent summertime weather in Boston, and what we have now is an uninspired Tubesteak with little of his own decency to relay to Community members.
Luckily, I’ve just become immersed in a wonderful piece of non-fiction [...]
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Posted on June 10, 2008 by tubesteak
If you like sports and grew up in Massachusetts, then you know who Chris Herren is, and are probably bummed out that the dude has wasted such decent talent. I recently learned that this bastard, who I truly looked up to growing up, was busted with heroin the other day after crashing his rig and passing out at [...]
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Posted on June 4, 2008 by tubesteak
I thought I’d share some happenings coming out of the Middle East that should be filed in the decent folder — which is a welcome respite from all the nasty news we’re accustomed to hearing from the region. It’s about a once-sinister leader of terrorist group Al Jihad (which went on to break off into Al Qaeda) named Dr. Fadl [...]
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Posted on May 21, 2008 by tubesteak
A full moon exposed itself last night as I was in my apartment freaking out, and was unable to understand why I was so on edge. The obvious answer: Dude, you were just freakin out cause the Celts had the their first game of the Eastern Conference finals, a must win, trying times, haven’t had a [...]
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Posted on May 19, 2008 by tubesteak
(I felt it necessary to post the exceptionally decent little nugget of a story from Tim Kurkjian. I feel this illustrates the inordinate amount of decency that emanates from Kurkjian, George Brett, and stories that come out of the game of baseball. (taken from espn.com))
George Brett had a badly sprained ankle, which put him on the disabled [...]
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Posted on April 16, 2008 by tubesteak
I’m sure we’ve all heard of The Prophet. Even if your heady, long-haired friend hasn’t told you about it, there’s a great chance you’ve heard exerpts at weddings or funerals, or an uncle reciting passages at holiday dinners. I first heard about from my granny at a very young age. She is very fond of it.
I [...]
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Posted on April 4, 2008 by helmet head
“Well I say unto you, what does it matter the color of a man’s skin when witnesses purjure themselves and prosecutors enlist the perjury; when a district attorney throws a man to the mob for political gain and men of the cloth, men of God, take the prime cut? Is that justice? Let me tell [...]
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Posted on February 1, 2008 by muffranch
I’ve already purchased this book. I suggest we all do, then have a discussion forum 2 weeks from this day.
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