Phish Ticket Giveaway heating up

Apparently people so want a free ticket to the upcoming Phish concert at the Comcast Center on June 6. Since Decent Community posted an update on who’s in the lead earlier in the week, the tables have turned and there is a new leader! There’s still time to enter the contest, still time to win [...]

Topes get back in the win column

WESTPORT — The Rose Alley Isotopes rebounded from a thrilling loss Tuesday night with a 7-5 win over the Misfits Thursday. Kenny Jacobsen, who just joined the team last week, had the loudest hit of the evening, a two-run homer to left as the Topes improved to 8-2 on the season.
“He’s playing really well so [...]

DC Podcast Vol. IV

Hello Community!! Wanted to let our readers know that the fourth installment of the Decent Community Podcast is now live. We’ve got some legendary jams here to coincide with the beginning of summer. Check out the tags to see who we featured this week in the setlist, and please, enjoy the jams.
Click here to listen to and download the [...]

Decent Bong Pics on Flickr

The Community was just hanging loose and figured we’d pass along some of our favorite bong-related picks that we found on Flickr. Check em out, bro:

Barbie taking a milky rip from some of Ken’s homegrown.
Mad decent bong and herb Halloween costume, bro.
Wicked chill bowling alley. Must be seriously popular. Line out the door.
Sesame Street grass session. [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Will the Red Sox release David Ortiz? He’s not hitting and doesn’t play defense. He’s wasting a roster spot right now. Theo Epstein and Terry Francona are hoping he starts to hit at least a little bit because they can’t keep him if he keeps hitting .180. Do you eat the $12 million and let [...]

Sniffing Paint and Glue

If you’re looking for a cheap and decent buzz, The Community would like to propose sniffing things like glue and paint. Although the fumes from glue and paint can cause damage to the central nervous system, liver, brain, and heart — when used properly, inhaling these suckers provide a powerful and cost-effective high.
We should stress that it’s not [...]

Phish Contest Update


With a little over one week to go until the Phish takes to the Comcast Center, the Decent Community Phish Ticket Giveway Contest is wide open!
Leaderboard (to be considered you have to follow the rules):

J. Alexander — 16 (people to email a picture decentcommunity@gmail.com on his behalf)
S. Siclari — 5

Nonconformist Leaderboard (we’re not sure what [...]

Decent NBA Finals: Nuggets vs. Magic

There’s nothing more not-decent than overhype, and the potential Lakers vs. Cavs, LeBron vs. Kobe finals has become the most over-hyped sports moment in the last 67 years.
Banner ads on ESPN.com read “Kobe and LeBron on a collision course.” Nike and Vitamin Water have commercials featuring the two that just so happen to appear as the [...]

Isotopes lose thriller in extra innings

FAIRHAVEN — The Rose Alley Isotopes scored three runs in the seventh to force extra innings before falling in the eighth, 16-14, to the Outlaws at Cushman Park Tuesday night.
“We battled back and showed a lot of heart,” coach Jon Darling said after the game. “The Outlaws scored five more in the eighth and we were [...]

The Most Interesting Man in the World

As you might have guessed from previous postings, The Community is a huge fan of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the World. He really has his shit together and maintains a lifestyle all Community members should aspire to. Today we’d thought we’d explore his phenomena in a little more depth.
The idea for The Most [...]

Decent Caption Contest

… and from that day on, all the townspeople called him Tubesteak.
Think you can write a better caption? Leave a comment.

Not Decent: Graduation Ceremonies

As a Massachusetts taxpayer, I am furious about last weekend’s UMass Amherst Commencement ceremony. The two-hour-plus sham (which is more like a full-day sham if you count travel and outrageous traffic) is a waste of public funds and a health hazard for tens of thousands of people. Think I’m crazy? Here’s why the ceremony, and [...]

Fugaze’s Tongue Made Into a Sex Toy

Let’s give three cheers to Decent Community contributor Fugaze for donating his gigantic tongue, which will be replicated many times over by a leading sex toy company (prototype in the video above). Gaze, who just had surgery to replace his gigantic pussy-tickler, took one for the team on this one, and because of his [...]

Swimming with Your Shirt On

Decent Community would like to take a stand today and condemn those who wear t-shirts in the ocean, pool, lake, or what have you. It’s a signifier of decline and deterioration of one’s self, because there’s no denying that the lowest of the low are the primary perpetrators of this heinous [...]

Thursday Ramblings

A Boston guy is suing Ticketmaster over Phish tickets! The Boston Herald has the story, but in summary, this guy tried to get tixfor the upcoming show, found out they were sold out and was automatically redirected to TicketsNow.com, a subsidiary of Ticketmaster that sells tix way above face value (apparently, they don’t advertise the [...]

Topes break out the lumber in win over Misfits

FAIRHAVEN — The Rose Alley Isotopes scored seven runs in the first inning and never looked back in a 17-8 win over the Misfits on a chilly Tuesday night at Cushman Park.
“It feels good to get back in the win column,” said coach Jon Darling, whose Isotopes (7-1) dropped their first game of the season to [...]

Decent Community Reviews Godzilla

Editors note: This post is focused on the decency of the name/word Godzilla and less on Godzilla himself.
Godzilla (ゴジラ Gojira) could be the most decent name of all time. It can convey so much in sum of very little. A cute puppy could be named Godzilla — oh, how cute you named him Godzilla…ohhhhh… ahhhhh. [...]

Bats go silent as Topes lose for first time

FAIRHAVEN — Coach Jon Darling thought back to his days in school to sum up Monday’s game against undefeated KMP.
“It’s a simple equation,” he said. “When you you only have six hits in seven innings of slow-pitch softball, you’re gonna lose.”
KMP prevailed, 8-4, at Livesey Park, handing the Topes (6-1) their first loss of the season.
“We [...]

Isotopes Notebook: Yim wants to hit less homers?

NEW BEDFORD — It’s not too often that a player wants to hit less long balls than he did the year before, but that’s exactly what Tom Jachimczyk wants to do this season.
“I want to hit .800 with 10 bombs. That’s my goal,” said Yim, who hit 20 homers in 2007 and 15 last season. [...]

Shorthanded Topes too much for rival Bulldogs

WESTPORT — Only eight showed up, but these eight came ready to play.
The Rose Alley Isotopes capped a 3-game week with a decisive, 7-3 victory over their rival Bulldogs Thursday night despite only having three outfielders and borrowing a catcher from the other team.
“It’s great any time you beat your biggest rival, but to do [...]