Bats come alive as Isotopes improve to 2-0

FAIRHAVEN — Dave Gagliardi had four of the Rose Alley Isotopes’ 17 hits Tuesday night as the bats came alive in a 12-5 victory over the Outlaws.
Gags, who was 0-for-4 to open the season Monday, added four RBIs and two runs scored to his day.
“That’s what we’re looking for out of him,” coach Jon Darling said of [...]

Community Develops Swine Flu Vaccine

Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]