Boston’s Fenway Park by Eric Dowdle
Do all the bathrooms in Fenway lack hot water? I mean the water in the bathrooms is ice-freaking-cold. Granted, the percentage of people who wash their hands after shitting or taking a piss is probably relatively small at the ballpark. But for those of us who enjoy a good hand wash, I think we deserve some hot, or at least warm, water to wash our mitts with before we grope at a communal bag of popcorn or lick our fingers clean of every last shred of our beloved Fenway Frank. Maybe I’m off base. Maybe they do have hot/warm watter in the bathrooms. Maybe the bathroom beneath the right field grandstands is the red-headed stepchild of Fenway bathrooms. If so I apologize. If not, for the love of God we are civilized man! Please get some decently warm water in the belly of the beast!
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