Isotopes Opening Week Washed Out

FAIRHAVEN — Mother Nature forced the postponement of both Isotopes games this week, bringing a wet beginning to the 2009 Slow-Pitch Softball season.
“It’s unfortunate. The guys were really looking forward to starting the season,” Isotopes coach Jon Darling said. “This is why we need some sort of public funding to construct a multi-purpose dome for [...]

Decent Love Story

Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]