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What happens when my two favorite Ws (Wikipedia and Wrestling) come together? Meet Amy Dumas, above, aka “Lita” from the WWE. Her 8-year career includes three decently interesting highlights:

1. To cover for a severe neck injury suffered when a stunt double dropped her on her neck, “Lita” was fired from the WWF for not sleeping with executive Eric Bischoff, who sexually harassed her, suggesting she follow in the footsteps of Torrie Wilson, above, and get naked in Playboy.

2. After a few years of rehab for the neck surgery, she teams up with fellow wrestler Matt Hardy, and they start boning each other. Kane, big scary guy in the red mask, starts beating the hell out of Hardy for a few weeks because he wants to bang “Lita,” making Hardy irate. A few weeks later, “Lita” announces she’s pregnant and happy Hardy proposes to her and they’re going to get married in the wrestling ring on USA Network during Monday Night Raw. Kane interrupts the ceremony, claiming he is the father! She tells Hardy she banged Kane. Hardy gets irate, challenges Kane to a wrestling match, winner gets to marry “Lita.” Kane wins, marries “Lita” in the middle of the ring. A few weeks later, Hardy gets irate, hits Kane with a steel chair, causing him to fall back into “Lita,” who has a miscarriage in the middle of Monday Night Raw!

3. Later in her career, she was banging Edge, who was also a WWF wrestler. After winning a big match against John Cena, Edge announced he’d celebrate by boning “Lita” in the middle of the ring the next night on Raw!They got down to their underwear and started doing it under the covers of a bed in the ring. Then Ric Flair got all irate, Edge got dressed to chase after him, and Cena snuck in and beat the hell out of “Lita.” The episode frew a 5.5 rating for Raw, its highest in years, on the partial boob shot when “Lita” was under the covers.