Hey Rook, you’re in the big leagues now — time for a new haircut, some new clothes and a little bit of professionalism. Seriously, clean your shit up — otherwise you’re just wasting our time. We work in a fast-paced environment here, and we don’t tolerate slow learners, good-for-nothin hacks, or two-bit jabronis. We know our stuff — as should you.
We’re experienced, highly-skilled masterminds with a fuck you mentality. You better be a goddamned workhorse or we’ll shit all over you. This ain’t no nine-to-five game of grabass — it’s a quest for carnage that we like to call “We’re gonna fuck your shit up!” You’re either with us or you’re not — and if you’re not, you’re dead meat.
If you’re indecisive, we’ll smoke you out, and any timidness will be exposed from the get-go. We’re the top dog in town, the real deal, and we’ll fuck your mother if you step out of line. We’re the head honcho - what we say goes. The big cheese - we’re Decent Community! Ever heard of us?
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