I’m not scared of swine flu, and I will never wear one of those ridiculous surgical masks like the guys on ER. … So longtime U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (R-Pa.) switched parties this week, deciding to jump on the Obama-led Democratic bandwagon. Screw Specter, who wasted government time looking into the Patriots Spygate issue and [...]
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FAIRHAVEN — Dave Gagliardi had four of the Rose Alley Isotopes’ 17 hits Tuesday night as the bats came alive in a 12-5 victory over the Outlaws.
Gags, who was 0-for-4 to open the season Monday, added four RBIs and two runs scored to his day.
“That’s what we’re looking for out of him,” coach Jon Darling said of [...]
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Just in time to squash fears that everyone in the world is turning into decaying corpses, Decent Community has concocted an easy-to-prepare vaccine to combat the dreaded swine flu. You’ll likely find all of the serum’s ingredients in your household, and if not there, at your local supermarket. Once again, The Community has saved civilization from total [...]
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There’s few things that The Community respects more than a quality t-shirt. Granted, the best tees are the ones you’ve worn and nurtured over the years — the ones your lady is begging you to throw away. You can occasionally find something decent at your local thrift store for a good price, but those places [...]
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WESTPORT - The Rose Alley Isotopes opened the 2009 season with a win Monday as coach Jon Darling grounded a game-winning RBI single up the middle in the seventh inning to lift the Topes over the Outlaws, 7-6.
“I got a pitch to hit and just tried to make good contact on it,” said Darling, who was [...]
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So you struck out trying to get Phish tickets. You weren’t lucky enough for the advance lottery and LiveNation.com was useless. Well, fear not Phish fans, becasue Decent Community is giving away one ticket to the upcoming Phish concert on June 6 at the Comcast Center in Mansfield!
Don’t feel like spending an arm and a leg (as [...]
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Due to unprecedented recent growth, Decent Community is seeking out a summer intern looking to get their feet wet in the promotion of decency throughout the greater community. This is a fabulous opportunity for college students who are really good looking, reek of headiness, are a little bit weird, and love to party.
The intern will learn [...]
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Boston’s Fenway Park by Eric Dowdle
Do all the bathrooms in Fenway lack hot water? I mean the water in the bathrooms is ice-freaking-cold. Granted, the percentage of people who wash their hands after shitting or taking a piss is probably relatively small at the ballpark. But for those of us who enjoy a good hand wash, [...]
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The 2009 NFL Draft is huge for the New England Patriots, with age seeming to creep into every position on the field, especially on the defensive side of the ball. So how is this important draft going to go down?
Ok, for starters, the Patriots currently have one first-round pick (No. 23) and three second-round selections [...]
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FAIRHAVEN — Mother Nature forced the postponement of both Isotopes games this week, bringing a wet beginning to the 2009 Slow-Pitch Softball season.
“It’s unfortunate. The guys were really looking forward to starting the season,” Isotopes coach Jon Darling said. “This is why we need some sort of public funding to construct a multi-purpose dome for [...]
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Wanted to share this beautiful love story about a fat, ugly man named Gus and a supposed lesbian named Yvette. Both have fallen on some hard times and have had extreme difficulties getting laid!
Enter destiny (and smooth singer/guitarist/surfer/ladies man Jack Johnson). Out of options, Gus approaches the apparent lesbian in a department store [...]
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You can make your own Obamicon by clicking here. Trust me when I say it’s a pretty fun game! We’d love for our readers to send us their Obamicons, which we’ll feature on our site. We may even go as far as making t-shirts of the most decent design! Send ‘em in!
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The time has come. Tuesday marks the beginning of the slow-pitch softball season and Decent Community is your home for everything Isotopes, the premier team in North America. All the information you need to be a Topes fan is right here on Decent Community in the pages of the Isotopes Times, links to .pdfs below, [...]
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Word up Community! Going for a second round of the Decent Community Podcast. The first round was a mild success — but this installment easily surpasses the decency levels of version one! Lots to like here — quality jams of all sorts mixed with some heady commentary. The DC Podcast is ascending!
Click here to listen [...]
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Chocolate tooth or poo poo tooth (also see: cucka tooth, poop tooth, crap tooth, shit tooth, funk tooth, bum tooth) occurs when chocolate is smeared on the front of one’s tooth; usually as a result of eating something chocolate (obviously) and moist. Moistness leads to certain adhesion to one’s tooth creating an illusion that one’s [...]
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Here at Decent Community, eating three or four sloppy joes usually means we’re having a bad day. Wolfing seven to eight sloppy guys is closer to our average, while 10 to 12 helpings of sloppiness makes for an altogether decent day. You see, we crave the slop more than infants crave titty milk. In fact, sloppy joes serve The Community in [...]
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Jon Lester needs to get his head out of his ass. The thing that worries me most about him is that usually pitchers dominate early in the season. It’s cold and the hitters haven’t seen enough fastballs and breaking balls to really be in the zone (unless your name is Albert Pujols). Now do I [...]
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Never trust a dude wearing a visor unless his name is Freddy Couples. Why? Cause the dude is a douche who has no good reason for wearing such a sleazy accessory, other than imposing his self styled “sweetness” upon others who could really care less.
Problem is, the dude is never quite as snazzy as he thinks he is. His exaggerated enthusiasm, [...]
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Hey! Check it out! Why not!? Give it a shot? What do ya say? What else you got to do!? Nobody will hate on you! Pass some time with The Collage! Get a photo right in there if you choose! All right! You’re a good guy! Wow! Have a great day! CLICK ME - you [...]
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What happens when my two favorite Ws (Wikipedia and Wrestling) come together? Meet Amy Dumas, above, aka “Lita” from the WWE. Her 8-year career includes three decently interesting highlights:
1. To cover for a severe neck injury suffered when a stunt double dropped her on her neck, “Lita” was fired from the WWF for not sleeping [...]
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