Decent Bastard of the Week: BlaccuWeather Correspondent Ollie Williams

Ollie Williams is the decent black meteorologist for Quahog 5 News’ weather segment: The BlaccuWeather forecast! His decent reports are very loud, quick and to the point, such as ” I’M IN THE WRONG AIRPORT”; ”EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE ANTS”; ”IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS”; and “HE’S GONNA GET IT!”

Decent Community made the trek to the Ocean State to break the good news to Ollie himself:

DC: Ollie, congratulations, you’re Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week.
OW: THANK YOU
DC: How does it feel to be Decent Bastard of the Week?
OW: DECENT!
DC: What’s that you’re holding in your hand?
OW: HAM SANDWICH
DC: Where’s you get it?
OW: VENDING MACHINE
DC: How does it taste?
OW: LIKE CARDBOARD
DC:Alright, well congrats man. Hey, what’s the BlaccuWeather forecast for New Bedford tomorrow?
OW: PARTLY SUNNY

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