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Decent Caption Contest, Vol. 2

8 Responses to “Decent Caption Contest, Vol. 2”

1. 

   helmet head, on March 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm Said:

   I shouldn’t have let Decent Community pick my implant size.
2. Gnarly, on March 9th, 2009 at 5:16 pm Said:

   Do your boobs hang low? Can you swing them to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a Continental Soldier? Do your boobs hang low?
3. Ptrain, on March 9th, 2009 at 7:17 pm Said:

   I’m gonna need a Titanic size engine to motorboat those bad boys
4. Jerry BOO-YA!!!, on March 9th, 2009 at 8:41 pm Said:

   Well, that’s because you’ve got big jugs… I mean your boobs are huge. I mean, I wanna squeeze ‘em. Mama!
5. Foogster, on March 9th, 2009 at 8:43 pm Said:

   I’m getting a chubby just looking at those
6. tubesteak, on March 9th, 2009 at 8:57 pm Said:

   Milk supply for a long, cold winter.
7. 

   Henry, on March 10th, 2009 at 4:43 pm Said:

   Would you know my name
   If I saw you in heaven
   Will it be the same
   If I saw you in heaven
   I must be strong, and carry on
   Cause I know I don’t belong
   Here in heaven
8. Kevin, on March 16th, 2009 at 4:10 pm Said:

   “That’s nothin’. Wait around for the crane to get here so I can stand up and show you my bush.”