Thursday Ramblings

Posted on February 26, 2009 by fugaze

Here’s what I know about Major League Baseball Spring Training games: They’re a joke, players run laps in the outfield during the game and only a few players on the big league roster even play (and only play for like 2 innings). It seems like the Red Sox are always playing the Twins. Who the hell are all those guys in the infield? Who’s pitching? I can’t believe people pay up to $500 to watch this crap. But when baseball starts again, it’s also the first time I can honestly tell myself that warmer weather is coming. It’s coming soon. And I dare for someone to tell me that we’re not due for an early Spring. … Slumdog Millionaire lived up to all its Oscar and Golden Globes hype. Worth the price of admission and then some, the movie is a telling tale of life in the slums of India played to the backdrop of the Indian version of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire.” You won’t regret going, trust me …

The only picture of Julia Bond I could find that wouldn't get you fired.

A very happy 22nd birthday to pornstar Julia Bond. While not as famous as Jenna Jameson, Julia has made quite a name for herself over the years, being dubbed “Box Cover Queen” for gracing the covers of so many DVDs. Best fun fact about Julia Bond? She outted herself as a pornstar to her mom ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW. I don’t know If I can, or should, do this, but here is a link to a Julia Bond porno. … Speaking of porn, did you know that Vivid offered the Octuplets lady a $1 million deal to make some spank-o-vision? The Associated Press reports the offer includes a year of free health insurance for her 14 kids. The unemployed, single-mother facing foreclosure on her home hasn’t responded yet. … SportsCenter loves talking about the NBA Offseason of 2010, where the likes of LeBron James, Dewayne Wade, Chris Bosh, Tracy McGrady, Shaq, Ray Allen, etc. will all be free agents. That offseason will surelychange the landscape of the NBA, but think of the trade deadline in the middle of the 09-10 season. If Cleveland figures LeBron’s not gonna come back, will they trade him just go get something for him? Imagine LeBron, who will be better than Jordan

Averaged 5.3 points and 6.5 rebounds per game in 95-96.

someday, being a member of three different teams in a six-month span. … Welcome to the Celtics, Mikki Moore. I had never heard of you before, which isn’t surprising because you’ve never averaged double-digits in anything in your career and have played for seven different teams. But I’m glad you’re here. You’re 7 feet tall and not completely useless like Pervis Ellison. … Initial reviews for Apple’s new Web browser, Safari 4 Beta, have been decent! It looks pretty damn cool too. Anything’s better than Internet Explorer. … Chapter 2 of the Decent Community’s They Don’t Make Movies Like They Used To: History of the World Part 1, Nothing but Trouble and The Great Outdoors. …

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