Respect Yo Mutha!

The Decent Community has pioneered the practice of respecting yo mutha - something we hold in the higest regard. Failure to respect yo mutha leaves you subject to a can of whoop-ass being opened up on your badonkadonk - and nobody wants that.
Muthas say things like, “Fool, git yo ass back ova heeah! Don’t make me come [...]

Bacon Bits

Bacon bits are decent because they are delicious. I like their shape and texture. I like how subconsciously they remind me of nipples… which is why they like them soo much. I like how you can put them in a plastic bag and stick them on a shelf, which is something I subconsciously wish I could [...]