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So you’ve got 30 days to spend $30 million. Where do we begin?

World’s Most Expensive Beer

The priciest beer is made by Carlsberg, a fancy toughguy European brewing company. Only 600 bottles were produced in 2008 and the labels are hand-stenciled lithographs from some famed European artist guy. The 10.5-proof beer is said to have hints of vanilla and caramel. The price? $400 a bottle.

World’s Most Expensive Burger

Surprise, surprise; the King himself makes the most expensive burger! Dubbed simply The Burger, Burger King makes it available only at a branch in West London. It’s made with Wagyu beef and prepared in Cristal champagne. Cost? About $186.

World’s Most Expensive Sunglasses

Wow, talk about stylish!Imagine wearing these into some fancy European techno club. Instant chicks! Dolace & Gabanna puts out the expensive shades, which are rimmed in gold and have the company’s name written in diamonds on the arms. It’s available, for only $383,609!

World’s Most Expensive iPhone

This takes bling to a whole new level. The sides of the 3g iPhone are lined with almost 150 diamonds and the “home” button is actually a rare, 6.6-carat white diamond. The King’s Button was designed by some Austrian luxury designer named Peter Aloisson. Price tag? $2.4 million.

World’s Most Expensive Vibrator

Here ya go ladies of Decent Community. Welcome to a whole new dimension of sexual pleasure with the gold-plated Yva. Shaped like a bent egg so it fits over the pubic bone, the vibe features a extremely quiet motor with many speeds and can be warmed or chilled to increase the “wow factor.” It’s yours for $1,000.