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The IRS estimates the average federal tax return this year is $2,436, an increase of about $200 from last year. What are you going to do with your return? Here’s some Decent Community recommendations on how to spend that cash-ola at some prominent retailers:

Best Buy: No-brainer here … With a 73-inch DLP toughguy TV ($2,000) and this 1,250-watt home theater system ($400), watching porn will never be the same.

Target: This is the place to make your pad the perfect place to party! This keg-o-rator ($550), paired with a nice bartop ($560) and four contemporary, hip barstools($400) will be a sure party victory. Now all you need is $990 worth of booze, shouldn’t be too hard.

Jordans Furniture: Move quickly past the MOM ride and grab this wrap-around leather couch ($2,500). Nothing says “Do Me” like pimp leather furniture.

Sears: Why not spend your tax return on building your own gym? Get jacked. Get toned. Slim down or beef up with this Nordic Track 8100 thing that is pretty much a Bowflex ($900) and the ever-solid elliptical ($1,300); both are guaranteed to increase your odds of getting some ass tonight.

Dick’s Sporting Goods: Save the baseball bats, Under Armor tanktops and gold clubs for another day and turn your basement into a chill zone with a decent Dakota Slate billiards table ($1,000), Emerick Air Hockey Table ($500), and a Carrom Foosball Table ($500).

So nothing tickles your fancy? You could always drop that refund on 487 quarter-Pounder meals at McDonalds, 121 30-packs of Bud Light, 1 half-pound of dank cheeba or 254Cyber Sleeves from the Amazing.net Superstore!