Decent Community Reviews the V-Neck Sweater

Are you looking at my v-neck sweater?
The v-neck…
Named for the shape of the neckline, the v-neck sweater is masculine, feminine, grotesque and beautiful all in one. V-necks, like many other sweaters, are made out of a variety of expensive and non-expensive materials — cashmere (luxurious), cotton (soft), linen (rare) or thick-ass wool (warm and horn inducing).
Often [...]

Getting Caught up in a “1-8-7″

It’s just about every day when a fool tries to set someone up for a 211. Chances are - they fuck around and get caught up in a 187. And so it goes for residents of Compton and beyond - the daily grind of trying to avoid getting jacked up.
Section 187 of the California Penal Code defines [...]

Thursday Ramblings

Here’s what I know about Major League Baseball Spring Training games: They’re a joke, players run laps in the outfield during the game and only a few players on the big league roster even play (and only play for like 2 innings). It seems like the Red Sox are always playing the Twins. Who the [...]

Create Your Band Name and Album Cover

(Tubesteak’s band: The Mad Magician. Album: The Man and the Airport)
The Community has been alerted to a decent little game that’s going around Facebook.com. It’s wicked fun. Here’s how it works:

Go to Wikipedia’s random page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
Go to Quotation Page’s “random quotations”: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. [...]

New Bedford gaining ground on Boston?

Beantown is place to be in Mass. No question about it, Boston has the best bars, good grizzle, jobs (not that there are any jobs out there, but with so much business in the big city there are a good number of employment opportunities), as well as quality sport teams and entertainment venues.
But look out [...]

Cheez Balls

Ever since I was a little Helmet, when my balls were the size of them, Cheez Balls have been in my life. My grandfather used to love Cheez Balls. If you brought him a can of Planters Cheez Balls you were a god. I feel like in some ways Cheez Balls reflected his personality — funny, slightly [...]

Emeril Admits to Stealing “BAM” Catchphrase

FALL RIVER, Mass - Recent developments reveal that Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality, obtained food-world fame by stealing the catchphrase that landed him widespread noteriety.
In a statement prepared late Monday evening, Lagasse admits that his go-to mantra of “BAM!” was in fact ripped off from a man named LeRoy Hughes, a retired Deli Attendant from Fall River, Massachusetts.
“LeRoy used [...]

Decent Collage Update

New additions to Decent Collage:
The Google logo, a Nerf football, Bill Cosby, Stephen A. Smith, Chuck Woolery, Godzilla dancing with King Kong, the heady Monopoly man and the littlest weightlifter in the world.
Thanks to those who have submitted their photos!

The Greatest “Pump Up” Songs of All Time

Looking for a way to get jacked up on adrenaline before a big date? Can’t quite muster up the confidence before an important meeting? Can’t get a boner? Hungover or just moving too slow? We’ve got just the remedy!
Today The Community offers our readers a host of scintilating, quick fix jams to turn to when [...]

They Don’t Make Movies Like They Used To

Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]

Decent Links of the Week

The Community thought we’d provide you with some decent links to check out this weekend while you’re packing a double horseshoe.

The chillest birthday candles known to man.
An interesting blurb about a truly underground cinema in Paris. The Community is thinking of creating something like this in Beantown.
If you think your life is [...]

Why McGreevy’s Sucks…

Here is a short but to the point list of reasons McGreevy’s sucks:
Lousy bouncers. As I was puffing down a stoag I overheard the bouncers mock a group of people as the were walking by because they were talking about going to Lir. That’s just poor form. Lir isn’t that cool and McGreevy’s isn’t much [...]

Friday Ramblings

Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]

Respect Yo Mutha!

The Decent Community has pioneered the practice of respecting yo mutha - something we hold in the higest regard. Failure to respect yo mutha leaves you subject to a can of whoop-ass being opened up on your badonkadonk - and nobody wants that.
Muthas say things like, “Fool, git yo ass back ova heeah! Don’t make me come [...]

Bacon Bits

Bacon bits are decent because they are delicious. I like their shape and texture. I like how subconsciously they remind me of nipples… which is why they like them soo much. I like how you can put them in a plastic bag and stick them on a shelf, which is something I subconsciously wish I could [...]

Drunk Dialing

You’ve been there before - home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate - and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone.
You search through the names [...]

Decent Collage Update

Some decent additions last night! Visit Decent Collage to view the most up to date collage.
The “L” Tetris piece, Richard Pryor, Franzia, Joe Camel, The Ghostbusters crew, “Arnold is Numero Uno”, Lil Wayne and “an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer… “
Pictures can be emailed to decentcommunity@gmail.com

Game Shows are Decent

Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]

Decent Awareness Test


Wiping Your Ass: Scrunch or Fold?

It’s a question that’s been asked since toilet paper was invented - What’s the correct way to wipe your ass? You’ll get two answers to this inquiry from extremely divided camps. One group will tell you to fold the TP for a smooth, clean finish. The other group will prefer “scrunching” for reinforcement and [...]