Posted on February 27, 2009 by helmet head
Are you looking at my v-neck sweater?
The v-neck…
Named for the shape of the neckline, the v-neck sweater is masculine, feminine, grotesque and beautiful all in one. V-necks, like many other sweaters, are made out of a variety of expensive and non-expensive materials — cashmere (luxurious), cotton (soft), linen (rare) or thick-ass wool (warm and horn inducing).
Often [...]
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Posted on February 26, 2009 by tubesteak
It’s just about every day when a fool tries to set someone up for a 211. Chances are - they fuck around and get caught up in a 187. And so it goes for residents of Compton and beyond - the daily grind of trying to avoid getting jacked up.
Section 187 of the California Penal Code defines [...]
Filed under: events, not decent, pop culture, questions, style, tunes | Tagged: 187, 2pac, 50 Cent, Compton, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, murder, Music, rap, Snoop Dogg | No Comments »
Posted on February 26, 2009 by fugaze
Here’s what I know about Major League Baseball Spring Training games: They’re a joke, players run laps in the outfield during the game and only a few players on the big league roster even play (and only play for like 2 innings). It seems like the Red Sox are always playing the Twins. Who the [...]
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Posted on February 25, 2009 by tubesteak
(Tubesteak’s band: The Mad Magician. Album: The Man and the Airport)
The Community has been alerted to a decent little game that’s going around Facebook.com. It’s wicked fun. Here’s how it works:
Go to Wikipedia’s random page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
Go to Quotation Page’s “random quotations”: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. [...]
Filed under: links, pop culture, publishing, style, tunes | Tagged: albums, art, bands, facebook, flickr, Music, pictures, quotes, wikipedia | 5 Comments »
Posted on February 25, 2009 by fugaze
Beantown is place to be in Mass. No question about it, Boston has the best bars, good grizzle, jobs (not that there are any jobs out there, but with so much business in the big city there are a good number of employment opportunities), as well as quality sport teams and entertainment venues.
But look out [...]
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Posted on February 24, 2009 by helmet head
Ever since I was a little Helmet, when my balls were the size of them, Cheez Balls have been in my life. My grandfather used to love Cheez Balls. If you brought him a can of Planters Cheez Balls you were a god. I feel like in some ways Cheez Balls reflected his personality — funny, slightly [...]
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Posted on February 24, 2009 by tubesteak
FALL RIVER, Mass - Recent developments reveal that Emeril Lagasse, celebrity chef, restaurateur, and television personality, obtained food-world fame by stealing the catchphrase that landed him widespread noteriety.
In a statement prepared late Monday evening, Lagasse admits that his go-to mantra of “BAM!” was in fact ripped off from a man named LeRoy Hughes, a retired Deli Attendant from Fall River, Massachusetts.
“LeRoy used [...]
Filed under: events, local, pop culture, questions, restaurants | Tagged: Bobby Flay, branding, celebrity chef, cooking, Emeril Lagasse, food, news, Todd English | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 24, 2009 by helmet head
New additions to Decent Collage:
The Google logo, a Nerf football, Bill Cosby, Stephen A. Smith, Chuck Woolery, Godzilla dancing with King Kong, the heady Monopoly man and the littlest weightlifter in the world.
Thanks to those who have submitted their photos!
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Posted on February 23, 2009 by tubesteak
Looking for a way to get jacked up on adrenaline before a big date? Can’t quite muster up the confidence before an important meeting? Can’t get a boner? Hungover or just moving too slow? We’ve got just the remedy!
Today The Community offers our readers a host of scintilating, quick fix jams to turn to when [...]
Filed under: links, online videos, pop culture, questions, style, tunes | Tagged: dance, excitement, house music, jock jams, Music, music videos, reggaeton, techno | No Comments »
Posted on February 23, 2009 by fugaze
Roger Moore, Terry Bradshaw, Dean Martin, Farrah Fawcett and Burt Reynolds! No, this isn’t a list of decent people that reside in the holy grail of hall of fames (Decent Collage), but the cast of The Cannonball Run! Joined by Sammy Davis Jr., Jackie Chan and Dom DeLuise, this 1981 comedy [...]
Filed under: collage, decent bastards, movies, online videos, tv | Tagged: Burt Reynolds, Cannonball Run, Farrah Fawcett, Jackie Chan, Terry Bradshaw | No Comments »
Posted on February 20, 2009 by tubesteak
The Community thought we’d provide you with some decent links to check out this weekend while you’re packing a double horseshoe.
The chillest birthday candles known to man.
An interesting blurb about a truly underground cinema in Paris. The Community is thinking of creating something like this in Beantown.
If you think your life is [...]
Filed under: books, links, online videos, pop culture | Tagged: marijuana, last lecture, soccer, pick up lines, recession, vanity plates, name tag, birthday candles, drugs, underground cinema | No Comments »
Posted on February 20, 2009 by helmet head
Here is a short but to the point list of reasons McGreevy’s sucks:
Lousy bouncers. As I was puffing down a stoag I overheard the bouncers mock a group of people as the were walking by because they were talking about going to Lir. That’s just poor form. Lir isn’t that cool and McGreevy’s isn’t much [...]
Filed under: bars, boston, bronsons, local, not decent, style | Tagged: red sox, boston, boston bars, mcgreevy's, boston nightlife, bar reviews | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 20, 2009 by fugaze
Saddening news out of Providence and SouthCoast, Massachusetts, as longtime decent weatherman John Ghiorse announced his retirement recently. He is best known for his “Ghiorse Factor” where he rates the day’s weather on a scale of 0-10, taking into account the season. Feb. 27 will be his last broadcast on WJAR-10. All of us at [...]
Filed under: books, bronsons, links, local, pop culture, ramblings, sports | Tagged: Cindy Crawford, Conan, Feast, Ghiorse Factor, Isotopes, John Ghiorse, Phish tickets, Thursday Ramblings | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 19, 2009 by tubesteak
The Decent Community has pioneered the practice of respecting yo mutha - something we hold in the higest regard. Failure to respect yo mutha leaves you subject to a can of whoop-ass being opened up on your badonkadonk - and nobody wants that.
Muthas say things like, “Fool, git yo ass back ova heeah! Don’t make me come [...]
Filed under: online videos, pop culture, questions, style, tunes | Tagged: ebonics, moms, motherhood, Mr. T, parenting, respect | No Comments »
Posted on February 19, 2009 by helmet head
Bacon bits are decent because they are delicious. I like their shape and texture. I like how subconsciously they remind me of nipples… which is why they like them soo much. I like how you can put them in a plastic bag and stick them on a shelf, which is something I subconsciously wish I could [...]
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by tubesteak
You’ve been there before - home after a night of getting bronsoned out, horny as a three balled tomcat, but nobody to turn to for a piece of ass. Unwilling to compromise, you refuse to masturbate - and your unsound judgement leads to the nearest portal of human contact — the telephone.
You search through the names [...]
Filed under: bronsons, not decent, online videos, questions, romance | Tagged: Beers, drinking, Drunk, drunk dial, horny, rep, reputation, romance, voicemail | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 18, 2009 by helmet head
Some decent additions last night! Visit Decent Collage to view the most up to date collage.
The “L” Tetris piece, Richard Pryor, Franzia, Joe Camel, The Ghostbusters crew, “Arnold is Numero Uno”, Lil Wayne and “an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer… “
Pictures can be emailed to decentcommunity@gmail.com
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Posted on February 18, 2009 by fugaze
Game shows were wildly popular in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Truth is, the genre has relatively died out over the years. Sure, Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, Family Feud and Price is Right (Drew Carey sucks!) are still solid, but TV networks are reluctant to give away millions of dollars in [...]
Filed under: bars, comedy, funny, movies, online videos, tv, uncategorized | Tagged: Boobs, Concentration, Game Shows, Jeopardy, Price is Right, Remote Control, Wheel of Fortune | 1 Comment »
Posted on February 18, 2009 by helmet head
Posted on February 17, 2009 by tubesteak
It’s a question that’s been asked since toilet paper was invented - What’s the correct way to wipe your ass? You’ll get two answers to this inquiry from extremely divided camps. One group will tell you to fold the TP for a smooth, clean finish. The other group will prefer “scrunching” for reinforcement and [...]
Filed under: grizzle, online videos, questions, style | Tagged: bathroom, fold, scrunch, wiping | 6 Comments »