Decent Links of the Week

Today we’d like to present our readers with the Decent Links of the Week to give you something to do instead of going to the convenience store for yet another bag Andy Capp’s Hot Fries.

New movement going on where people superimpose their scene to coincide with record covers. Pretty ill shit.
One of my favorite sites on the internet, [...]

Our Favorite Asian Bartender Names

Tony. In English the meaning of Tony is: Feline lover. Like the most famous American cat, Garfield, Tony is witty, smart and enjoys telling a good tale while perched up behind the bar on the cooler.
Johnson. In English the meaning of Johnson is: John’s son. The son of the inventor of the toilet, John’s son, [...]

THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY!

With the Patriots not even sniffing the NFL Playoffs this year, the entire postseason has been a little slower around New England. However, in case you’ve forgotten, THE SUPER BOWL IS SUNDAY!
That’s right, whether the Pats are in it or not, Sunday is still the biggest combination of beer, grizzle and football you’re gonna find [...]

Decent Collage Update

We’d like to thank those who have been participating in Decent Collage!
Some recent additions include:
Cloons, King Henry, Dwight, Flight of the Concords, TGW Shark, The Hulkster, Otto, Trey, Optimus Prime, that decent Pilot, Ryan Family Amusment logo, Sam Adams, Superbad, Howard Stern, Ted Williams, Taj Mahal, The Weasel.
To participate in Decent Collage email your pictures [...]

In The News: What a Great Guy!

We don’t know who this guy is but we’ve all been there before. You hit a patch of ice, fight to stay vertical but in the end gravity prevails and you are left with nothing more than some embarrassing photos in the Boston Globe, a spilled coffee and a dirty bagel.
Click here to see how the dude [...]

Robert Johnson is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

Identified by many as the greatest bluesman who ever lived, Robert Johnson is this week’s Decent Bastard of the Week. Although this Mississippi Delta legend left us with limited recordings and a fragmented life story in which he was dead by 27, Johnson’s shadowy influence is seducing enough to have countless luminaries proclaim he laid the foundation [...]

What’s wrong with broccoli sex?

The above image is an advertisement for AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that, well simply put, guarantees you an affair, or your money back! Here’s how it works: You’re married, your spouse sucks in bed or you’re getting bored banging the same partner over and over again, so you want to have an affair. Boom, fork [...]

Who Smokes What Report

While the ciggie smoking population dwindles (for good reason), there’s still many out there who continue to assert their allegiance to a preferred brand of grits. And whether you admit it or not, there are noticable trends that indicate many people can be classified by which brand of butt they suck on.
In this post, we present a brief selection of our findings from the 2008 [...]

55 years — 6 babes — 1 son — 1 execution

Reason No. 1,687 why Wikipedia’s cool:
Henry VIII became King of England in 1509 and married his sister-in-law, Catherine, the same year. Sixteen years fly by and Hank’s getting pissed he doesn’t have a son yet. He gets the hots for Anne, a hottie in the queen’s crew.
He spends the next eight years chasing down a prisoned-up Pope [...]

DC Short Film: The Introduction

The power of the introduction cannot be understated. Relationships, perceptions, and attitudes are all strongly based on initial impressions. So if you’re gonna come off as decent, it would only make sense to advocate evidence that you’ve got a legit scene.
And so today The Community presents another DC Short Jam titled The [...]

Snowed in? Monopoly time!

Walk past the hookers and dealers on the corner of Baltic and Mediterranean. Park for free while visiting New York and Kentucky avenues. Maybe you’re lucky enough to chill on lavish Pennsylvania Avenue, just a trip over the Short Line tracks to the fabulous Park Place.
Monopoly continues to delight Game Nights across [...]

Cat Stevens to Make UFC Debut in Two Months

USA TODAY: DUBAI - Chilled out generational icon Cat Stevens (AKA Yusuf Islam) retired his mellow style today by revealing his intentions to explore a career in mixed martial arts (MMA). In a press conference with UFC frontman Dana White, the Cat threw his followers a curveball by announcing a fight against welterweight champion Georges St. Pierre slated for March 26th in Dubai.
This bewildering [...]

Recession Proof Company

Before Microsoft dominated computers, before Google dominated the Internet and before Toyota dominated the automotive industry, there was one company that truly set the bar for high quality, prompt service and product diversification: ACME.
A Company that Makes Everything, this huge corporation got its start selling products in popular Looney Tunes cartoons. [...]

Premature Ejaculation

It’s said that three out of four bastards ooze too quickly. While we find it difficult to believe that our readers may be among this 75 percent, our readership numbers are too high for some of you not to fall into this category. Instead of turning all irate on a small portion [...]

Verizon and Citi Keep Your Change

Verizon now issues rebate debit cards as opposed to rebate checks claiming that the benefits, including ease of use, are better than the old-fashioned rebate check. I take issue with this - not because it’s more difficult to have funds transferred to your bank account with the new debit card or because it takes longer to get cold [...]

Chevy Chase is Our Decent Bastard of the Week

This week, The Community would like to extend a long overdue honor to our boy Cornelius Crane Chase, better known as Chevy Chase — the clever funnyman hailed for his riotous and decent shtick. Any bastard who portrays Ty Webb, Clark Griswald and Fletch is held in ridiculously high esteem in our hall of chillness — and so, [...]

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Lost among all the drama, comedy and action on television are some of the greatest inventions and products man has ever created. Here are some decent, must-have [...]

How to Score Chicks on Facebook

Today The Community would like to take a brief look at how to score broads on Facebook. While we’re new to this whole Facebook scene, we’ve still managed to grope/hookup with some large chested, hairy bushed honeys because we abide by the following decent guidelines:

‘Friend’ or ‘Poke’ broads who you have absolutely no association with. By doing this you’re revealing that [...]

Decent Collage Update

We’d like to thank those who have been participating in Decent Collage!
Some recent additions include:
“Rave”, Lemanowicz (what a great guy!), B’s logo (what a great team!), Randy The Macho Man Savage (RTMMS), Ranch Tooth, Spicolli (with bagel tucked in pants), Rodney Dangerfield, UVM logo, 1984 Toyota Tercell waggon (a.k.a The Skoal Machine), Crocodile Dundee, The [...]

Getting LOST

Today marks the return of one of TV’s most decent shows: LOST. The program is centered around the survivors of a plane crash LOST on a deserted island full of polar bears, weird black-smoke monsters and boneable chicks.
The show got me thinking of what I would hope to have if I were ever LOST on [...]