Today we have the long awaited Tournament of Magnificent Restaurants. This is the cream of the crop, most expensive, romantic places you can go. Wanna see a movie star? Try visiting one of the restaurants above. Looking for ambiance and unparalleled atmosphere? These are the restaurants you want to dine at. While most of these joints have pretty much the same menu (with a few exceptions), we did manage to sort through the debris to bring you the most magnificent restaurant in all the land.
This was no easy task! Pitting steakhouse against steakhouse, Tuesday’s versus Friday’s, Pub 99 against Friendly’s. But alas, there had to be a winner.
International House of Pancakes made an impressive showing against the other giants of the service industry. Their maple syrup and their clientele of old, grizzled senior citizens helped them advance. Olive Garden and Red Lobster were also surprise winners for having free breadsticks and the freshest seafood. Both places also are decent for family outings.
Perhaps the most mind-blowing matchup of the tournament featured New England powerhouses Pub 99 and Friendly’s. This should have been the finale, but whoever drew up the brackets clearly blew it on this one. Pub 99 edged them as a result of their superior fare, tall bronsons, chicken wraps, and their array of breathtaking appetizers. We should also mention that the atmosphere at ‘the nines” absolutely cannot be beat.
And so it is decalred — Pub 99 is the Most Magnificent Restaurant in the world. I’d like to ask that everyone not sprint there immediately after reading this — we don’t want to overwhelm our dear friends at “the nines.” However, you’d be a big-time dork if you don’t stop by there this holiday season to enjoy a truly decent experience that will arouse you in unimaginable ways!
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This post is a HOAX!!! Seriously, how the F could Un’s not prevail. The fact that Un’s didn’t make it out of the first round is blasphamy in the purest sense of the word. I am IRATE!!!
Bruth, just cause you used to live above an Une’s does mean it should prevail. Granted Une’s has a great name (Uuuuune’s), but the tournament was fair and square — are you going to seek out every person who voted?
I just may hunt them down… Those bastards couldn’t spot a Grade A Magnificent Restaurant if it slapped them in the face with a slice of deep dish. Unnnne’s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Half price apps bro. On a side note, wonderful cindarella run by IHOP.