Cornmeal Confusion

I can’t figure out if Ron left his cornmeal at my party this weekend. I don’t even know if Ron made it home from my party this weekend! His girlfriend asked if I’d seen the cornmeal, but frankly, I’m not sure how to answer that question. I don’t even know what [...]

I Can’t Find My Unduhweahs

I live with my mom in Danvers and to supplement our income we have one of my good buddies staying with us. Today I woke up to the following conversation between my roommate and his girlfriend.
Bobs Furniture commercial playing in the next room: “Five hundred dollas for this dressa, sofer and a love seat- I doubt [...]