Thought we’d close out the week with some news and observations going on in our decent world:
- For those who don’t know, Tony Danza is the new host of The Contender. First Sly dropped out, then Sugar Ray Leonard dropped out, but somehow the producers lucked out by scoring the former boxing great Tony Danza as host. This season is filmed in Singapore, which makes no sense to me, and the winner will be awarded a ménage à trois with Angela Bower and her fuck-a-licious mother Mona.
- Word is out that Michael Phelps has a new girlfriend — an Asian stripper from Vegas. Just this week he was featured on 60 Minutes and awarded SI’s Sportsman of the Year. And he’s dating an Asian stripper from Vegas. He has no clue.
- Dallas Stars forward/metrosexual Sean Avery was suspended from the NHL for saying other players like his “sloppy seconds.” In a league that prides itself on its tough bastard image and has fights in every game, getting suspended for saying “sloppy seconds” is probably the most pussy thing I can think of.
- Celts are playin some seriously decent ball, and Rajon Rondo is fucking shit up left and right. The whole league is getting Rondo’d. On Wednesday, he fucked around and got a triple double.
- Not sure if you’ve heard the story about 38 year-old Lois Feldman (blonde bitch on top) and 26 year-old Ross Walsh. They were at a Iowa/Minnesota football game, and without having ever met each other, started fucking like beasts in a bathroom stall while Lois Feldman’s husband and Walsh’s girl were waiting in the stands. Really a great story.
- Not sure if I’m going to able to take another year of Digger Phelps, Dick Vitale and the rest off the college hoops world bustin a nut whenever they see ugly bastard Tyler Hansbrough. UNC is ranked #1, and goofy bastard Hansbrough is as loathsome as ever. That fairy is afraid to go to the NBA cause he knows he ain’t gonna do shit.
- Have you heard this story about a teacher (middle pic) in Louisiana who was boning her boyfriend’s 15 year-old son? Boning your potential stepson. Sounds kinda erotic, if I were a 15 year-old. If I was the father, needless to say, I’d be irate.
- Pedroia signed a very decent deal with the Sox that should keep him here till 2015. The organization didn’t spend a whole lotta lettuce either. Fuckin Pedroia is the man — couldn’t imagine him playing anywhere else.
- Dispicable horse-master Bob Baffert was in Boston this week to address a crowd on how much life sucks when your only friends are horses, how to sport a white mop-top, and still remain the ultimate douchebag.
- Look for a serious run from the Pats to end the season. The Community likes the pick-ups of Rosie Colvin and Junior Seau. If the secondary could somehow beef up its play, I see no reason why the Pats can’t win the Super Bowl.
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Thanks for bringing to my attention the case of the random strangers boning in a bathroom during a college football game. It takes a certain caliber of person to engage in such wanton activity and it just proves there are decent whores everywhere, if you know where to look (and are willing to catch the STD of the day).
Some more comments:
* Sean Avery is decent. The NHL commissioner, however, is not.
* If the first month of play in the NBA is any indicator, we could see a rematch of Celts and Lakers in big game.
* WIth Pedroia’s newest deal, he’s getting closer to being the “face” of the Sox. No more Manny, Papi is getting old, and even JP has lost some of his lustre. This is, of course, contingent on him continuing to play like the young stud he is.
* I’m not convinced that Seau and Colvin can bring the pain necessary to get us through the next few weeks. Neither has played the entire season, so you have to expect a 2-3 game warm-up period before they are firing on all cylinders. Despite all that, I still hope the Pats will see some post-season action.
Thanks for keeping things decent.