Yesterday my pet sheep stole all my Bon Jovi records. I was going to murder him until we had the following exchange:
Me: Hey there Brother Sheep, it seems to me that you’ve been fuckin with my Joves records. I’m gonna fuckin kill you!
Sheep: Cool out, son. Sheep has a right to jam to some Bon Joves! Am [...]
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