In a week of celebration and appreciation, Matt Cassel has been named Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week. Let’s look back to Week 1, with the injury of handsome Tom Brady. All New England faithful were skeptical at best about the Pat’s chances of success. Our team had a QB who hadn’t started a [...]
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The Community wishes Boston Celtics and avid Decent Community reader, Big Baby Davis a full recovery from a car accident he was in yesterday afternoon. On an epic team full of decent bastards there is non bigger than GBBD. Baby has had a breakout year this season and we hope he gets back on the courts [...]
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Searching around in my pockets this afternoon, looking for some spare lettuce to purchase an extra gift or two, I thought to myself about money, how it’s so easy to come by for some, while so many others struggle just to get by. I mean, it’s pretty incredible how much money our government is dishing [...]
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BOSTON - With Boston expected to get a walloping of snow this afternoon, most area businesses have made the decision to let their workers out early or not have have them come in at all. However, one area law firm overloaded with work has deceided to have what they’ve termed a “Snowdown Mowdown.”
A company memo [...]
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It seems that every day we’re introduced to a new member of Barack Obama’s team of rivals. Today we heard about dudes named Ken Salazar and Tom Vilsack who are working Agriculture and Interior scenes. We’ve also been introduced to names like Arne Duncan, Timothy Geithner, and Janet Napiltano. Old friends Hilary Clinton, Bill Richardson, [...]
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During my Christmas shopping escapades, I came across what’s probably the most extraordinary gift of all time. It’s called the “Giant Knife” and I thought it would be the perfect present for my younger sister. You see, she has two primary interests — clothes and jack knifes. This obviously fits into the second category.
Just take a minute to absorb [...]
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Below is a quick list of a decent and rare talent: Those who play the drums and sing in their respected bands. Obviously, the list of those who sing and drum is quite substantial so we have narrowed it down to the most decent and influential vocalists/percussionists to hit the stage in the past 65 [...]
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Christmas is fast approaching, and many of you are probably scrambling to find that perfect gift for your beloved Community member. Indeed, there’s just over a week left to get your gifts, but fear not! There’s no reason to fret, because today The Community provides a decent gift idea guide that won’t break the bank. All gift [...]
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Thought we’d close out the week with some decent links to browse after you ruined a couple Christmas parties this weekend by a.) hooking up with somebody’s girlfriend, b.) barfing on the host, c.) bringing a terrible hors d’oeuvre, or d.) just being yourself.
If you’re intrigued by old school castles and possibly want to live in one [...]
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6mm Cell Phone Vibrator
Before cell phones vibration was designated to dildos. This sensation wasn’t widely understood by all, as it is today.
With the invention of cell phones many things followed that were not around before: Texting, handheld computers, picture messages, bluetooth, etc. However, none is more obvious in my opinion than vibration.
Before cell phones the [...]
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The most decent method of expressing love without running the risk of contracting an STD has to be the ever-pleasurable dry hump. There is no more instinctive, carnal means of getting it on — just letting humankind’s natural rhythms communicate its deepest affections — albeit if your garments are blocking the standard entry points associated [...]
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I can’t figure out if Ron left his cornmeal at my party this weekend. I don’t even know if Ron made it home from my party this weekend! His girlfriend asked if I’d seen the cornmeal, but frankly, I’m not sure how to answer that question. I don’t even know what [...]
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I live with my mom in Danvers and to supplement our income we have one of my good buddies staying with us. Today I woke up to the following conversation between my roommate and his girlfriend.
Bobs Furniture commercial playing in the next room: “Five hundred dollas for this dressa, sofer and a love seat- I doubt [...]
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The Holidays are a great time to share some of your favorite dip recipes with friends. One of my favorite dip recipes is for Hot Fart Dip. Hot Fart Dip is culinarily easy to make, but takes dedication, determination and a keen nose. HFD is composed of 3 parts hot farts vacuum sealed in a Tupperware container to [...]
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Thought we’d close out the week with some news and observations going on in our decent world:
For those who don’t know, Tony Danza is the new host of The Contender. First Sly dropped out, then Sugar Ray Leonard dropped out, but somehow the producers lucked out by scoring the former boxing great Tony Danza as [...]
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Yesterday my pet sheep stole all my Bon Jovi records. I was going to murder him until we had the following exchange:
Me: Hey there Brother Sheep, it seems to me that you’ve been fuckin with my Joves records. I’m gonna fuckin kill you!
Sheep: Cool out, son. Sheep has a right to jam to some Bon Joves! Am [...]
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Every day you time up your leave based on doors shutting, papers shuffling, goodbyes heard and people’s footsteps you have learned. You know who is going where and when and how to avoid them. You have learned how to time your leave properly so you don’t get stuck in the elevator with a jerk.
You have come to learn who [...]
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Hello, it’s me, the Instant Messenger. I’ve been delivering your messages by the billions (at lightning speed) over the last ten, fifteen years or so, and I thought now would be as decent a time as any to unleash my own feelings that have been bottled up for what seems like forever. I would’ve got this off [...]
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