The Practice of One-Upsmanship

In the everyday struggles within our communities, the practice of one-upsmanship is perpetually occurring. Competitive juices that flow throughout our veins supply us with a natural instinct to be better than the bastard next to us. While some may frown upon the overzealous pursuit of superiority, it’s The Community’s belief that engaging in one-upsmanship is beneficial to our [...]

One-Legged Man in an Ass-Kicking Contest

Sometimes I feel like a one-legged son of a bitch in an ass-kicking contest! I mean, seriously! I’m just trying to keep it real and decent for Christ sakes. Cut me some slack! Urghghghghghgh!
Below are some situations when I have thought to myself, “Shit man! I feel like a one-legged pecka head in an ass-kicking contest!”

When my girl [...]