To those football players that don’t know the rules of the game (primarily defensive players) please continue reading. In this Decent Community Rules of the Game we discuss players that pick up the ball after an incomplete pass, dropped ball or fumble caused by the ground and continue to run down field — apparently attempting to [...]
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The Negative Sideburn
The Decent Community loves fashion, trends and fads. From spandex shorts to jean jackets there is seldom a trend that’s not started by The Community. One of the perks of being an avid reader of Decent Community is hearing about these trends before the general public.
We have our finger on the pulse and can sense [...]
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Today the Community thought it may be decent to address some jams that give us boners, but don’t get their proper due in most circles. We tried to mix it up a little bit, hopefully providing a little bit of decency for everyone. Check them out:
Miles Davis - Filles De Kiliminjaro - When I think [...]
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Offal a.k.a Awful Offal a.ka. Oafs. I’m not sure if there’s any interest amongst the Community for Offal (offal, is basically considered all the leftover organs and such from slaughtered animals — heart, brain, lungs, liver, etc., and is considered a delicacy to some and disgusting shit by most, me included), but as part of the [...]
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Set I: Push on Til the Day, Heavy Things, Dark and Down, Come on Baby Let’s Go Downtown, Burlap Sack and Pumps, Drifting, Tube Top Flop, Mr. Completely, Shine
Set II: Last Tube, Sweet Dreams Melinda, Sand, Let Me Lie, Backwards Down the Number Line, The Way I Feel, Gotta Jibboo, Sample in a Jar, Wilson, [...]
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Spank the
Ahh… “Boner Time”(known hereafter as “BT”) and “Spank the Monk”(known hereafter as “STM”). Two great terms of endearment used when a fly woman is spotted. But, which term affectively captures the moment, expresses feeling and defines the situation at hand. Below we discuss some attributes that make these two statements much more than just a juvenile [...]
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As the Dow continues to plummet and our economy festers in a recession, many Community members find themselves strapped for cash. Uncertainty about our economic future has caused us to count our pennies, use caution when investing, and make difficult decisions on how we’re going to save. The Community thought it would provide some decent means of [...]
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In the everyday struggles within our communities, the practice of one-upsmanship is perpetually occurring. Competitive juices that flow throughout our veins supply us with a natural instinct to be better than the bastard next to us. While some may frown upon the overzealous pursuit of superiority, it’s The Community’s belief that engaging in one-upsmanship is beneficial to our [...]
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Sometimes I feel like a one-legged son of a bitch in an ass-kicking contest! I mean, seriously! I’m just trying to keep it real and decent for Christ sakes. Cut me some slack! Urghghghghghgh!
Below are some situations when I have thought to myself, “Shit man! I feel like a one-legged pecka head in an ass-kicking contest!”
When my girl [...]
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Listen to other very decent prank calls here, here, here, here, and here.
I believe it was back in 1987 when I realized I had an inordinate appetite for making prank calls. For it was then when my cousin and I phoned unsuspecting locals pretending to be a representative for Campbell’s Soup. If our [...]
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In the quest to make a decent mark on our world, we’re constantly searching for ways give back to our brothers and sisters. For many, this means taking on a job that satisfies your soul and generally makes our communities more livable. Teachers, police officers, surgeons, firefighters, sexy nurses, and crossing guards are some of [...]
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I wrote the below in the 5th inning on Thursday night, as we all know, the sentiment was not appropriate for after that game on account of their epic comeback. However, the cold air froze my lucky booger, it crumbled into thin air and the Sox’s season came to an end last night.
“SON OF A BITCH!”
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One of the great pastimes of the Decent Community is slappin together beats and rhythms — making shit fresh, funky, dope, and decent. Perhaps the foremost method of achieving dank grooves is using your mouth to portray an array of instruments which fuse into a flow decency. Work some heady patterns in there, have a [...]
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My Lucky Booger on top of laptop (just to the left of the glare) — yes, that little ball.
Sox superstitions — some people drink Jack Daniels and some drink Jagermeister. I thought my superstition related to the Sox winning was the former. But, at 10:45 pm last night, as I sat irate on my couch I [...]
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Have YOU ever met that funny reefer man? Here at The Community, there have been encounters, and for sure, the meetings are most often funny, smooth, enlightening, avant garde, and decent. Our time spent with the reefer man pleasantly glides through space, offering The Community a theatre to explore the absurd, sometimes-nonsensical [...]
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Hell yes! That’s Wendy’s Ranch Tooth! What a great guy. Ranch Tooth is far more dominant than Ronald McDonald, with his gay red hair and such. However, I don’t think The Tooth beats out Burger King’s “King,” in terms of comedic value and decency. Most recently the King has been on the run for putting [...]
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This week’s decent bastard of the week is Mark “Marky Mark” Wahlberg. It’s been a long time coming for this bastard to be honored here at The Community. This Renaissance man of many talents has given film critics reason to whack their salami, given teenage girls reasons to click their mouse, and given music critics [...]
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While “No Holds Barred” is a decent idiom, it is a far more decent film. This movie gets ripped for being too dark at times — What horse shit! No Holds Barred is enigmatic, pragmatic, action packed, timely and thought provoking.
The Hulkster leads an All Star Cast as resident tough guy, “Rip.” Rip reverts back to [...]
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Sometimes I wish I lived in a cartoon world because there’s so many hot cartoon babes to make out with. Perhaps it’s just an urge to return to my youth and those wonderful days when I would go down to the basement and slurp my tongue all over the picture of Betty Rubble on my lunch box. [...]
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Decent Definition of the Week
Recently Community Members have been referred to as Saxon Dogs. Like much of the population we had no idea what a Saxon Dog was or if it was to be taken as a compliment. After further research and deliberation we concur that being a Saxon Dog is in-fact a compliment.
Saxon Dog: A “Saxon [...]
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