Notice the chill in the air? Feeling the ever-so slight bite to your exposed skin? The seasons are turning, summer into fall, nude into fully-clothed, and I think there’s no question that autumn brings with it the most decent gear-wearing season of the year. Behold:
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Temperatures are exceptionally agreeable — a comfortable coolness, but nowhere near that piercing winter chill!
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If you wear a coat, it’s probably light and unobtrusive, and very likely serves a purpose of style instead of practicality.
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Fall is a prime time for earth tones, which correlates with the shifting color of nature. Indeed, we are connected.
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It’s the best jean and flannel shirt wearing time of the year — a very decent, comfortable get-up.
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There’s a good chance you got some gear at the end of the summer — whether it be a simple wardrobe supplement or a fall overhaul. New duds ooze decency.
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Turtlenecks, vests, and sweaters make their way out of the closet and into the line of sight of people you want to be noticed by.
I think the only downside to wearing fall garb is the amount of time it takes to strip down before a sex-a-thon. Do The Community a favor and get your seasonal apparel in order. Bask in its decency and wear it before the hairy beast that is winter in New England unleashes its yearly wrath.
