Boning in Piles of Meatloaf

Sometimes when I’m alone and thinking about life and decency, I keep hearing a high pitched voice in the back of my penis head telling me to bone ladies under big old piles of meatloaf. I’m then left to wonder, “Where in the name of Decent Community am I going to procure piles of meatloaf to [...]

Return of the 90210 Dynasty

The summer countdown is over — tonight marks the return of one of the all-time great television programs, albeit with a refurbished look and a few old faces. At 8 o’clock this evening, what I used to refer to as “The Zip Code” re-emerges with new new stars named Dixon, Navid, and Silver. Legends from 90210’s first incarnation who [...]