Boston’s Five Best Burgers

(Eagle’s Deli’s Godzilla Burger)
Decent Community knows one thing, in addition to decency, and that is; BURGERS. We have sampled many, if not all, of Boston’s burger joint, fast food restaurants, upscale restaurants, hole-in-the-wall dives and speciality restaurants in search of Boston’s Best Burger. Our burger juice laden tongue has led us to the following establishments [...]

Jesse and the Rippers Concert Review

Nieces and nephews were out in full force last night for what was anticipated as Boston’s concert of the century. Jesse and the Rippers came to town and discharged a huge hunk of euphoria at Saint’s Exeter Street digs, and those who were there are already calling it the finest musical exhibition the hub has ever witnessed.
In a city with a well-chronicled rock n’ roll pedigree, Jesse [...]

Boston Flip Cup Championship

*** The tournament is now OVER. If you’d like to get on our mailing list, send an email to DecentCommunity@gmail.com and we’ll be sure to let you know about future events (trivia night), tournaments (pool, pop-a-shot) and competitions (flip cup redux, dance offs).
CONGRATULATIONS to the winning squad, The Clam Diggers who took home the cash, shirts, trophy and [...]

Sessions of Decency

Session \ˈse-shən\ n. - a laid back meeting or chill scene in which mellow bastards revel in acts of decency. Often abbreviated as “sesh.”
Welcome to another Decent Community reading session. In this sesh, The Community felt it necessary to address the decency of sessions. We’re talking all types of sessions, each of them decent in their own unique ways because, [...]

Mind Your Cleavage

You know you’ve seen it… Although far less likely are you to admit it. Much less likely to admit that you have inadvertently noticed an 81 year old boob. Like staring at a car crash, you’re morbidly interested, scientifically curious, contemplative and scared.
It serves as a constant reminder that we all get old. Father Time, that bastard, continues [...]

You Are Getting Sleepy

(Stare at the + in the middle and the dots will disappear!)
Here at The Decent Community, we celebrate sorcery, magic, wizardry, witchcraft, voodoo and anything else that may fuck with your head. Psyching people out, playing them for a fool, or just leaving people scratching their heads is something everyone has a good time with, [...]

Pie in the Face

It appears large breasted babies love the old pie in the face.
Like a rubber covered bone, there is nothing more frusterating and ill fitting than a good old cream pie being smashed in your face. Yes that’s right, we are talking about pieng!
Have a guy grab a pie and grab a [...]

Fall is the Best Time for Wearing Clothes


Notice the chill in the air? Feeling the ever-so slight bite to your exposed skin? The seasons are turning, summer into fall, nude into fully-clothed, and I think there’s no question that autumn brings with it the most decent gear-wearing season of the year. Behold:

Temperatures are exceptionally agreeable — a comfortable coolness, but nowhere near that piercing winter [...]

Restaurant Review: Aquitaine

Aquitaine
569 Tremont, South End, Boston
If you love burgers, and you have a girlfriend who loves breakfast and insists on going out to breakfast even if you don’t like breakfast, Aquitaine is the place for you. Why?
Grizzle: They have a ridiculous boursin (cheese spread stuff), bacon burger on their brunch menu. They also have really good eggs [...]

Complimenting Women

“No, no, no, you were amazing last night!” (Notice her delight.)
Because recent information has come to light, The Community is now ahead of the curve in terms pleasing lovely ladies. We’ve come to learn that beautiful babies love to be complimented, and if complimented enough, not only will they put out, but they’ll demand little [...]

Trendy Nightclubs

Life, as we know it, wouldn’t exist without trendy nighclubs. Nobody would have anything to do at night or on the weekends, we’d have no idea who was cool and who wasn’t, and we’d have nowhere to throw away money that may be better spent elsewhere. Trendy nightclubs, basically, run everyone’s lives.
My entire past weekend [...]

Ed “Always Decent” Hochuli

We have comprised a list of some of the most decent nicknames of our all time favorite NFL referee, number 85, Ed Hochuli:

Ed “Guns” Hochuli
Eddie Guns
Biceps Hochuli
Ed “Hawk Eye” Hochuli
The Hoch
The Hochulator
Edward Muscle Hands
Edward Whistle Hands
Tight Shirt McGee
The Lawyer
Esquire
Ed “Only My Mom Can Call Me Edward” Hochuli
Ed “Bigger, Faster, Stronger” Hochuli
Hock-a-loogie Hochuli
Decent Physique

Troposphere -> Stratosphere -> [...]

Weekend Checklist

The Community would like to share a decent checklist of things to do for the weekend of September 19-21, although most of these things can be done pretty much any weekend or even during the week. Complete the entire checklist and win a bag full of dicks.

Build a house of cards.

Mouth-fuck as many beers as [...]

Decent Community Check Cashing Service

As Community Members know, one of the most important necessities to have within a Community is a reliable check cashing service. Need a few bones to buy a pack of smokes? A dollar or two short of purchasing that nip of Smirnoff? Perhaps you owe your drug dealer some cash for the fix he gave you last night. Look no [...]

Bostonist.com is our Indecent Blog of the Week

Bostonist is Decent Community’s crap blog of the week. Weeeeeeeee! Congrats, Bostonist!
Bostonist could be one of the most generic blogs out there. It’s a standard city website that was started by the people at Gothamist, Inc, who then used their cookie cutter city-centric blog style to invade, pollute, and dilute coverage of metropolitan lifestyle in other cities.
The genericness of this site is the [...]

Slaves to Decency

I came across a startling bit of info last night while perusing Paste Magazine - “there are twice as many human slaves in the world today as there were when Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation.” I’m not sure where the author got this statistic, but it made me do a double take. Where is the outrage? Shouldn’t there [...]

What The Community Isn’t Saying About Sarah Palin

The whole goddamn world can’t stop talking about vice presidential vixen Sarah Palin. Since August 29th, when old senile bastard John McCain named her as his boning/running mate, the world has come to a virtual standstill. Democrats are irate and demand to know her positions, Republicans declare that the Democrats are sexist, the media doesn’t know which end is up, [...]

Current Happenings in the Red Sox Community

With just under two weeks left in the Boston Red Sox regular season, The Community thought now would be a decent time to take a look at some topical (and not so topical) issues affecting the team and their larger contingencies as they head into the stretch run.

Nobody has talked about the effect of losing L’Monstro [...]

Cake and the Office Birtday Party

Where I work we have a cake monthly, at the very least. People join our group, we have a cake. People leave, we have a cake. Someone has a bad commute, we have a cake.
Yesterday I had cake at 11:30am.
At this point I consider myself a freaking cake expert. I’ve had homemade ice cream cake, carrot cake, [...]

Tournament of Decent Rodents

After many requests, The Community has finally heeded to the demands of its constituency and put on a Tournament of Decent Rodents. Getting all these rodents in the same place was no easy task, but if that’s what The Community wants, then we will give it to them.
This tournament was primarily judged on which rodent [...]