decent community

Praise the lord! The crew at Sesame Street is finally taking their teaching methods to new levels! It’s been the Community’s hope that curriculum in our nation’s public schools would come to include getting your freak on or how to get freaky. But with the presence of all the religious zealots in our country, what’s known as the Freaky School Teaching Bill continuously gets shot down before gaining any momentum.

However, the decent people over at Sesame Street have taken it into their own hands to promote lewd, rude, and crude behavior among our most impressionable minds. The Community rejoices! Hiding the truth from our youth doesn’t really make sense — and the sooner they learn the intricacies of the old “in and out,” the less of a stigma and tabboo will be attached to natural expressions of love and attraction.

Personally, I learned more from Sesame Street than I learned in my early years of schooling. It’s a valuable resource that I felt never really made the most of it’s influence on our youngbloods. Well, “seasons change and mad things rearrange,” and The Community is elated that the raunchy word is now more readily available on the street!

(Thanks to the Life Force for sending this along.)