Sesame Street is Finally Teaching Youth How to Get Their Freak On!

Praise the lord! The crew at Sesame Street is finally taking their teaching methods to new levels! It’s been the Community’s hope that curriculum in our nation’s public schools would come to include getting your freak on or how to get freaky. But with the presence of all the religious zealots [...]

Tony Cris Collinsworth… You Bastard!

Why is Cris Collinsworth all up in Michael Phelps’s mom’s shteeze!?
Jesus, every time I turn on the Olympics I see Collinsworth and Phelps’s mom! Give it a rest man! Last time I tuned in she was talking about rubbing the Worth’s leg and having bruises all over her body! I mean, seriously, when did they [...]