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Decent Spaces
Posted on August 28, 2008 by helmet head
There is decent space in this decent universe that is undefinable. Entities that are unexplainable. Decency cannot exist in such spaces can it? Can decency be found in elements void of any natural existence? Black holes are decent and they are the opposite of space, black holes are theoretically negative space. Some spaces are are [...]
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Investigating Ugliness and Sloth
Posted on August 28, 2008 by tubesteak
In my research for The Community, I was thinking about who were some of the ugliest bastards of all time. A few guys immediately come to mind — Willie McGee, Peyton Manning, Dave Coulier, Larry Appleton, and Matthew McConaughey (not!). Then it dawned on me that the ugliest dude of all time was Sloth from [...]
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Boris Becker is Our Decent Bastard of the Week
Posted on August 27, 2008 by tubesteak
German Ambassador of decency, Boris Becker, is honored this week for his profound contributions to many causes that The Commnuity champions. Possessing an astounding list of conquests, Boris embodies everything a Community member should strive for. In fact, if The Community decided to produce an android modeled to every specification of decency, Boris Becker would be probably be the [...]
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The New Lawn Movement
Posted on August 27, 2008 by tubesteak
The Community has been hearing whispers about a new movement taking place across our land. It’s a scene that falls in direct contrast to the well-manicured lawn you’re probably accustomed to seeing cultivated (sometimes as a result of local ordinances) in shit-fuck small towns and suburbs. In what amounts to laissez faire lawn care, this new movement is essentially a response to [...]
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Men’s Synchronized Diving
Posted on August 26, 2008 by helmet head
On an another Olympic related note — gay men love watching Olympic Men’s Synchronized Diving. There’s nothing more gay than watching Men’s Synchronized Diving at your local gay restaurant (not that there’s anything wrong with that). My girlfriend and I went to a fine dining establishment in the South End that is a notable gay bar/restaurant (I guess - but what [...]
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One of the Great Shams
Posted on August 26, 2008 by tubesteak
Now that the Olympics are finally over, I can finally take refuge from people who I like to refer to as Olympic zealots. I find it perplexing that these people who usally have little to no interest in sport are suddenly swimming experts. To them, I say good luck following the U.S. Swim Championships in 2009. [...]
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Indecent Blog of the Week
Posted on August 25, 2008 by helmet head
Decent Community has come to realize that a lot of other blogs (our competitors) suck. The majority of blogs are about “Pop Culture.” Give me a freaking break! Why does everyone write about Pop Culture?
Anyway, in addition to out weekly Decent Bastard of the Week we are going to do a Indecent Blog of the Week [...]
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Feast on Betrayals of Decency!
Posted on August 25, 2008 by tubesteak
A great 17th century composer once wrote the line, “Rejoice, rejoice, voracious raven, you have a treat in store: soon you will feast on a traitor to our decency.” The great passage still rings true today. What Bedřich Smetana was attempting to parlay into common practice, The Community would now like to reiterate. We’re asking our fellow Community members [...]
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The Art of the Hoax
Posted on August 22, 2008 by tubesteak
First off, The Community would like to apologize for our grave misstep in our failure to address one of the most decent concepts around. In this post, we’re talking about The Art of the Hoax. Let’s make it clear that we’re not talking about deceit, double-crosssing, or dishonesty. We’re hailing tomfoolery, horseplay, and silliness. Do you feel [...]
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Big Johnson T-Shirts
Posted on August 22, 2008 by tubesteak
What better way to confirm to the world that you have a huge shlong than by sporting the legendary Big Johnson T-Shirt? Your dick may be a toothpick, but if you’re wearing a shirt that has a witty saying about how thick your rod is, well then by all means, you have a fat cock… as [...]
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François Rabelais is Our Decent Bastard of Week
Posted on August 21, 2008 by tubesteak
It with our most extreme pleasure receptors that The Community introduces François Rabelais (1494-1553) as our Decent Bastard of the Week. François was nominated by Henri (en-ray) Boofboof of Nice, France. François gets the nod this week for being the man who most consider the founder of the novel. François’ larger than life characters were huge fans of bronsons, wordplay, [...]
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Can’t Find the Words to Express Your Feelings? Leave a Floater
Posted on August 20, 2008 by helmet head
In the early 1900’s floaters were considered to be vulgar and vile, a straight up rude move to diss a neighbor, foe, or host of a lame party. However, the floater has been redeveloped over the 20th Century due to such cultural events as: Burning Spear, the Hot Carl and an event simply known as “pooping [...]
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Embracing the Funk
Posted on August 20, 2008 by tubesteak
As you probably know from a post on this website a couple weeks ago, The Community is one of the biggest fans of funk in the universe. While we touched upon not faking the funk, I’d like to take this funk concept a few steps further, mainly, down to the center of the earth where [...]
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Decent Store: Radio Shack
Posted on August 19, 2008 by tubesteak
One of The Community’s absolute favorite stores has to be Radio Shack - the legendary purveryors of a diverse range of gadgets, telephones, cords, keyboards, radios (obviously) and other sex toys. The Community has become an astute understudy of the Shack’s founders, their business model and its rise to prominence from humble beginnings in Boston.
God-like figures [...]
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Funneling Decency
Posted on August 19, 2008 by tubesteak
If you’ve ever been dumped by your girl, made fun of by someone cool at a party, woke up with a nasty hangover, or just been hurt up in general, the ultimate remedy to get you back on your feet is to funnel a bronson. Ladies and gents, we’re talkin about bonging a beer - one [...]
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Decency Personified
Posted on August 18, 2008 by helmet head
SOUTH WILLIAMSPORT, Pa. (AP) — Jesus Sauceda of Matamoros, Mexico, struck out all 12 batters in the first perfect game at the Little League World Series in 29 years on Sunday.
Sauceda needed to pitch only four innings, instead of the usual six, in the 12-0 victory over Emilia, Italy. It was the fifth perfect game [...]
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This Week’s Monday Morning Post: Spelling Letters
Posted on August 18, 2008 by helmet head
Monday morning is quite often the most difficult posting time. The Monday Morning Post is often made difficult because of consumption of multiple beverages from the following Thursday - Sunday making creativity and decency difficult to obtain. Thus, Decent Community is launching its Monday Morning Post initiative. The goal of this project is to a) [...]
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Deron McBee is Our Decent Bastard of the Week
Posted on August 15, 2008 by helmet head
Wow! Its been a long and winding road for this great American actor. From his modest beginnings staring in Elvira, Mistress of the Dark in 1988 to the peak of his career as an original Gladiator on American Gladiators performing under the name Malibu, this decent son of a bitch has persevered through stereotypes that [...]
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