The grainy image above depicts one of decency’s forefathers, a trailblazer of merriment and glee, and a pioneer of casual recreation. R.F. Amusements is one of the originators of good times and positive vibes in New England, and it’s a no-brainer that we bestow upon him the posthumus honor of Decent Community’s Decent Bastard of the Week.
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August 1, 2008
B.B. King @ South Shore Music Cicurs - Cohasset
August 2, 2008
Eddie Vedder and Liam Finn @ Opera House - Boston
Wolf Parade and Wintersleep @ Paradise - Boston
Bruce Springsteen @ Gillette - Foxboro
Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi @ Cape Cod Melody Tent - Hyannis
Entrain @ FEAST OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT - New Bedford
** August [...]
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Oh dear! It seems the Decent Community’s Newbury Street spy has identified the newest fall fashion. Apparently it’s the Drug Rug that will be the hot item for back to school shopping this year! While the drug rug has been a wardrobe staple for our friends over at the Jamband Community for years, it’s been quite a while since [...]
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Nothing gives me a woody like a Ronnie’s Olde Fashioned Slush on a hot summer day. You may think I’d rather be boning women, or smoking some kind bud, but you’d be wrong. Equip me with a spoonstraw, some positive energy, and good friends to buy slush for, and I’d say I have quite a golden day [...]
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From a very young age, my parents instilled in me a great respect for anything related to dunk tanks. When other kids were out playing little league and at after school events, my parents would take my sister and I to a remote dunk tank a few towns away run by a shadey guy named [...]
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The newly created Decent Community Burger Think Tank is looking for extremely organized, creative, burger-minded individuals to participate on a variety of levels with the DCBTT.
What We Do:
Conduct research and engage in advocacy in areas such as social burger policy, consumption strategy, the hamburger exchange, burger science and burger technology issues.
Why We Do It:
DCBTT is home [...]
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Introducing a bread that The Decent Community would most definitely not mind stealing! In fact, the only reason we don’t steal it is because Community Members respect this bread too much. (Stealing is not in The Community’s repertoire unless we’re stealing babes from under your nose.) Moreover, we’d never want to dick over our new business [...]
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One of Decent Community’s favorite holidays is National Wear a Fake Mustache to Work Day, not to be confused with another epic holiday, International Fake Moustache Day. So, if you consider yourself a fake and/or real mustache enthusiast you should embrace this day with open arms. Bring in the full week set and give them all out to your co-workers. Have an important [...]
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Nothing quite says decency like a dude who carries around your heavy shit, gives you trusted advice, loosens you up during your most tense moments, and takes pretty much no credit when you’re triumphant. We’re talking about golf caddies here — pros and small-time caddies alike. I’ve never met a caddie who isn’t a good guy, so [...]
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These fresh summer breeze days are wearing. Daylight lasts soo long. There’s not a cloud in the sky or a foul smell in the air.
There’s an vibrant buzz and energy in the city with poop season 180 days away. The whore that is Mother Nature daily taunts those who worship Poop Season.
When will little poop [...]
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This week’s Decent Bastard of the week was nominated by Phantom Demon who resides in The Depths of Hell in the winter and summers at his former home in North Carolina (much to the dismay of the current tenants!). Mr. Demon nominates Robert Stack, the corpse-like host of “Unsolved Mysteries” who [...]
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An open letter sent from a Community member to the rest of The Community…
Dear Community Members,
I write to you because I’ve been swept up in a movement that’s life-transforming and my first instict was to share it with The Community. It’s called the Decent Fruit Juice Movement and, honestly, it’s changed my life. Instead of sitting around [...]
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You may have heard of this amazing show called “Nashville Star” hosted by Frankeinstein Johnny Damon Billy Ray Cyrus and some over-the-top freaky chick who looks like a lizard. The final four contestants are a freak named Coffey, some fat chick with squinty eyes, a Mexican frat cowboy and a slut. The judges are Jewel - who looks like a [...]
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Twice upon a time in a valley of the tears, a Community of Decency invited all to play some tennis. And despite what the sign above reads, all footwear is welcome, including roller skates…
It’s with great earnestness that The Community announces a rennaissance of the fabled game that brought us the likes of Ivan Lendl, [...]
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Righteous is a pretty decent word with a relatively decent meaning. Righteousness entails acting in accord with divine or moral law — free from guilt or sin. It is an attribute, derived from a theological concept, that implies a person’s actions are justified — a righteous decision or a righteous indignation.
In slang, righteous means “genuine” or “excellent” — As [...]
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(Tank tops are often found in close proximity to grills and coolers.)
The tank top is no doubt one of the most decent articles of clothing that man has ever known. Famous for its merciless contempt for sleeves and anything anti-muscle, the tank top has become a declaration of respectability and at the same time, an homage to casual strength.
It’s [...]
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Coleman, Igloos, Playmate, all those dudes are considered brothers to The Community. Indeed, all of us have the propensity to keep things mad chill, especially during summertime. We all spend our time in back seats of cars, chillin on lawns, next to grills, on the beach, and most importantly, filled up with bronsons. As a general [...]
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Tubesteak’s Hog
69 Meat Casing Avenue
Boinkville, MA 69699
(696) - 696 - 6969
DecentCommunity@gmail.com
Objective: Seeking a steamy, juice-flowing environment to explore crevace after crevace while maintaining an upright posture.
Professional Summary:
Head Rubber Tester, Durex Night Glow Divsion — Duties included covering my entire body in glow-in-the-dark latex, and trying my damnedest to blow cream out of the top [...]
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This week we have one of the most highly respected, but equally feared Decent Bastards of the Week. The Community received this nomination from Oqotobi Mbute, who resides upon the banks of the Rusizi River in Burundi. Oqotobi nominated a renowned serial killer of humans, probably the oldest Decent Bastard we’ve had — a truly formidable, 20 foot long, 2,000 [...]
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“A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.” — Brendan Francis
Indeed, I have never fired a rifle in the truest sense of the word. I’ve fired an air rifle, and pulled the trigger many times on my penis rifle, but I’ve [...]
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