Decency of Licking

Lord knows that the most decent gift that God bestowed upon the majority of his creatures was the ability to lick many things. While there are a couple things that you can’t lick (the sun, for instance), we have pretty much free reign to lick just about everything.
I like to lick mustard off my nose when [...]

Another New England Championship

“League commissioner Matti Leshem was mighty impressed, calling Sears ‘the most polished champion in the storied history of this colossal event.’”
The Rock Paper Scissor Championship, which took place last weekend was yet another venue for New England to flex its glory muscles - some chump from Mass won the competition. A Community Member participating in the tourney confirmed that [...]