Lullabies to Sing to Your Girl

My girl and I have made it a point to lie down with one another around 9:15 every night and sing each other sweet lullabies until we fade off into the night. As I lodge my finger in her butt crack, she gently places her humungous softball mitt around about half of my [...]

Barf Art: Decent? I’m Not sure…

I just came across this video of a dude who specializes in barfing — and turns his throw-up into art. In what this bastard terms “Barf Art,” Lance Ozanic simply vomits on canvas and sells it for $5,000?!?!? Imagine!! Is this decent or not? Fuckin A!
Here’s the deal: The dude has this crazy talent where [...]