I was very pleased to wake up this beautiful summer day with a stinky broad passed out drooling all over herself in one of the most rotten, vile, and disgusting motels that has ever existed. Laying there dripping with sweat in my fart-stained tighty-whiteys, a few days worth of stubble on my face, and cigarette [...]
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One again the Craigslist community got it wrong and Decent Community has been penalized!
Just because our request was “off the beaten path”, and just because we can only afford to pay people in potato chips, doesn’t mean we aren’t serious! Now we have to find another way to recruit people to mail our revenge letters! Get a [...]
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Bob- what a great guy! “I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful.” - BOB. Meow, did the trailer voice guy die because he doesn’t sound like that anymore? What a great voice.
It’s time Decent Community takes some freaking baby steps and meow is that time. Sometimes when I post I get numb lips [...]
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If I were Andy “Big Roni” Rooney - A Few Minutes with Decent Community:
This is weird: I like ketchup, but I don’t like tomatoes. There are accounts of people “pooping their pants” when they run marathons - I don’t like that, it’s gross. Skunks are loathsome individuals, except for Pepe Le Pew - a true romantic. When [...]
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Pussies don’t like it when you say offensive shit! Also! Also! People take other’s words way too seriously. Here’s an idea: if someone is spouting nonsense, in whatever medium it may be in, don’t compound the problem by buying into the rubbish. Dismiss it as crap and move on. [...]
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Lord knows that the most decent gift that God bestowed upon the majority of his creatures was the ability to lick many things. While there are a couple things that you can’t lick (the sun, for instance), we have pretty much free reign to lick just about everything.
I like to lick mustard off my nose when [...]
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“League commissioner Matti Leshem was mighty impressed, calling Sears ‘the most polished champion in the storied history of this colossal event.’”
The Rock Paper Scissor Championship, which took place last weekend was yet another venue for New England to flex its glory muscles - some chump from Mass won the competition. A Community Member participating in the tourney confirmed that [...]
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I recently received a dispatch from some Decent Community members hailing from Ohio who alerted me to a most decent fella who is commonly acknowledged as “The Knower of Many Things.” As you might imagine, our Ohio brethren has been growing in legend. How you ask?
This is a dude who slams bronsons like you read [...]
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Once upon a time a good friend asked me what my favorite saying was. At the time I froze and couldn’t think of anything partly because I was wicked hung from the night before and partly because my bone is too big to think about things like that. Looking back on that moment I wish I [...]
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(Mentor Huebner, The Bistro - Paris, 1962)
Let’s face it — everyone loves a decent bistro. They emit an aura of comfort and coziness — an easy, soothing place to get a bite to eat. Bistros usually make appetizing, often simple but artistic sandwiches that everybody adores. Perhaps even more notable is the fact that bistros tend to lean [...]
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(Turn up your speakers to hear a cool explanation of fungus.)
Life without fungus would one of the worst senarios ever. I realize that I’m stating the obvious here, but it’s my feeling that most people don’t pay proper respect to the estimable fungus. And that’s where The Commmunity comes in — [...]
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There’s probably nothing in the world that makes you feel more decent than saying, “Checkmate,” “Checkmate, son,” or “Checkmate, bro.” You can say “checkmate” in a variety of circumstances — in fact, it’s most effective when said while you’re not finishing someone off in chess.
The Community has a great deal of respect for the game [...]
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Despite what happened to me this morning (see below) today is theoretically, psychologically, mathematically “the happiest day of the year” according to some bastards in the UK - I’m not even sure if it applies to the US, but whatever…. Actually judging by my soggy morning poo it probably doesn’t apply to us in the [...]
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What? Say you post-shower-poop? There is nothing worse. Like a cigarette before sex or a delicious bowl of ice cream before dinner, the post shower poop is OK (because it’s still a poop), but it’s not what it poops were meant to be.
It is so true that we are all slaves to the porcelain throne - don’t stray [...]
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Here at Decent Community, we’re the first to accept that there’s a time and place for everything. And while some extreme circumstances may call for bloody massacres, we’re more of the belief writing your nemesis a letter whips them right into shape. The pen is mightier than the sword indeed!
Writing letters is great for getting back at people [...]
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We’d be silly if we didn’t comment on the C’s decisive Game 6 win even if it is in such brevity. I really don’t know how to sum up how I feel about the C’s (suffice to say I feel decent), but even the great word that starts with a D and ends with a CENT can’t fully convey [...]
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My girl and I have made it a point to lie down with one another around 9:15 every night and sing each other sweet lullabies until we fade off into the night. As I lodge my finger in her butt crack, she gently places her humungous softball mitt around about half of my [...]
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I just came across this video of a dude who specializes in barfing — and turns his throw-up into art. In what this bastard terms “Barf Art,” Lance Ozanic simply vomits on canvas and sells it for $5,000?!?!? Imagine!! Is this decent or not? Fuckin A!
Here’s the deal: The dude has this crazy talent where [...]
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I’d like to share with you one of my favorite new music artists. I recently came across some bootlegs of Lurch of The Addams Family fame busting out some legendary vocals and wondrous mastery of the keyboards. While Lurch may intiailly come off as a stiff philistine, it’s quite the opposite [...]
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